Corinthians striker hawks shaving gear, improves bank balance

After donning a figure-hugging Godzilla outfit in order to promote a South American soft drink, (Fat) Ronaldo is now a spokesperson for a Brazilian razor manufacturer. The Bozzano model boasts five blades, which is the bare minimum required to get around a face as gigantic as his.

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Playboy model who’s tired of her domestic duties

Prior to marrying fugly ex professional footballer Neil Ruddock, Leah Newman was a glamour girl socialite who made oodles of cash hawking her wares in publications such as The Daily Sport during the day, and spent her evenings in London WAG haunts such as Chinawhites. After the birth of their daughter Izzabella Ivy Grace Ruddock, however, things took a rather boring turn, and on an episode of Celebrity Wife Swap in 2007, she admitted her life was ‘crap’. She feels like a prisoner in her Hastings home, while Ruddock, who was never the fastest player on the pitch, is happy with their lethargic lifestyle:

“I could sleep all day, get up and have me dinner, then go back to sleep again.”