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A Freudian Slip from the MLS
[The Offside]

Play the Jeremy Clarkson lorry driver computer game now!
[Grid Crasher]

Victoria Beckham looks cold on her latest photoshoot
[WithLeather]

Women’s tennis stars cover up in Qatar
[Polite Applause]

Steven Gerrard killed an elderly fan. Kind of.
[The Telegraph]

WARNING: This video of Real Sociedad’s Diaz de Cerio breaking his leg is not for the faint hearted
[Off The Post]

Hairless man linked with job because he speaks Portuguese

The BBC are telling us that Coventry assistant manager Steve Kean is being lined up for the number two job at Chelsea. It’s not because of the wealth of experience he has gathered at the likes of Fulham and Real Sociedad, but pretty much just because he can speak Portuguese:

Chelsea are set to open talks with Coventry on a potential offer for Kean’s services, but he told BBC Scotland he was eager to avoid troublesome contractual issues.

“It probably makes sense, because I can speak Portuguese, but I don’t want to say to much without getting anyone into trouble,” added Kean.

In other news, Paul Ince is about to be announced as Blackburn boss because he once did some GCSE coursework on the Industrial Revolution in Lancashire, and Ronaldinho is off to Milan because he finds it easier to pronounce than ‘Manchester City’.

Angry bonus: As The Guardian rightly say, finding footage of Big Phil losing his temper is a bit like falling asleep listening to Coldplay. Check out the last minute of this video for lots of angry finger pointing and mad staring eyes…