WAG Watch
Carly Zucker to undergo demeaning trials for our entertainment

Good news for fans of WAGs and mind-numbing reality television shows - Carly Zucker is currently on her way to the Australian outback to compete in I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.
Joe Cole’s fitness trainer wife-to-be, pictured above with some giant spherical Mars bars, may not technically be a ‘celebrity’, but she is certainly a good reason to tune in to the ITV1 show, which starts begins on Sunday at 9pm.
Tags: Carly Zucker, I'm A Celebrity, Joe Cole, Reality TV, WAG
Posted: November 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Sexytime
South Americans pioneer the televised WAG-off

In the UK, prime-time reality TV contests are based around bad karaoke, public humiliation and enormous wealth generation for Simon Cowell . In Brazil, however, things are a helluva lot sexier. Website Globoesporte launched the Musa do Brasileiro competition back in May, which whittled down thousands of ridiculously good looking girls to a final twenty, each of whom now represent a different team in the Campeonato Brasileiro Série A (Brazilian football’s top flight).

Last week, said finalists were put to the test on a TV show set to determine Brazil’s hottest lady who can pretend to like a football club, and a panel of esteemed judges including 1970 World Cup winning captain Carlos Alberto Torres assessed them in three disciplines. First came the grueling bikini contest, then the challenge of wearing a (skimpy) outfit befitting of their club, and finally they were quizzed about their chosen side. Probably while wearing very little.
The winner will be crowned on December 6th, and to help the decision making process, each Musa has kept a blog containing steamy videos and pictures. Check out some fine samples after the jump…

Tags: Bikini, Brazil, Campeonato Brasileiro Série A, Carlos Alberto Torres, Football, Musa do Brasileiro, Reality TV, Sexy, WAG
Posted: November 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Rumour Vine Pt. 2
The mahogany one sends a lady of loose morals packing

Another piece of football gossip has reared its head at Spoiler Towers, courtesy of Crazy Days and Nights:
This former female reality star and now just a D list wannabe decided to make a move on the mahogany one also known as Ronaldo. She offered her services to him for the evening at a reasonable $5000 at which point he laughed and laughed and said, “Look around. Look at me. Why would I pay for anyone?”
Spoiler truth-o-meter: If a story involves Cristiano Ronaldo and prostitutes, it is almost certainly 100 per cent true. If you wish to know the identity of the lady in question, the commenting folk here have a pretty good idea.
Tags: Cristiano Ronaldo, Los Angeles, Mahogany, model, Prostitute, Reality TV, rumour vine, Whore
Posted: July 25th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
WAG Watch
This really could be the end of western civilisation

About a year ago, rumours were circulating that MTV were putting together a show called ‘I want to be a WAG’. The series would see a ‘mystery’ international footballer date twenty wannabe WAGs over a period of eight weeks. At the end of the show, he will have to propose to his chosen beau.
Obviously spurred on by the raging success that was Totally Jodie Marsh, MTV have decided to

Tags: Danielle Lloyd, Miss England, MTV, Reality TV, WAG, WAGs
Posted: January 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey