It’s the Argentinean equivalent of Rebecca Loos

In the UK, Diego Simeone is known mainly for getting David Beckham sent off in France 98. How ironic, then, that he and his former wife Carolina Baldini were considered the Posh and Becks of Argentina. Like Mr B and RoboSpice, they had three children, a lavish lifestyle and a tendency to get snapped in public. It all came to an end recently, however, as the River Plate manager traded in his model wife for a younger, er, model - 21-year-old Julieta Spina.

Pig-bothering personal assistant refuses to go away

Much like a terrorist, Rebecca Loos hates you and everything about you. Why else would the world’s most notorious hired help decide to release a pop single so dire that not even in that village where they filmed “Borat” would they play it at their disco?

Under the super-catchy moniker Phoenix feat. Jah Waggie, Ms Loos has attempted to collapse the fabric of western civilisation with a (tuneless) tune about stealing someone’s boyfriend. I can’t think where she found the inspirado for that…

If you can stomach the prospect of marginally increasing her fame, listen to the song after the jump.

Oli Kahn’s promiscuous girl is one of Germany’s top WAGs

Ever wondered how different the universe would be if David Beckham had jacked in his relationship with Posh and run off with Rebecca Loos? In a parallel universe (Germany), this situation played out in full, as Bayern keeper Oliver Kahn left his eight-month pregnant wife for 21-year-old barmaid Verena Kerth. That was 2003, and they’ve