LA galaxy star to live alone in a very naughty area

So confident is David Beckham that he will begin a four month loan spell with AC Milan in January, that he has bagged himself some of the classiest accommodation available:

The England ace - expected to join AC Milan on loan in January - has rented the loft flat in Via Amedeo d’Aosta.

He chose the multi-million pound apartment after getting advice from AC Milan captain Paulo Maldini who lives nearby.

But it is a five-minute walk from the city’s notorious Viale Abruzzi.

The area is famous for transvestite prostitutes, pimps and drug dealers. It is known as one of the most dangerous areas in Milan.

Beckham, who helped the LA Galaxy finish an impressive second from bottom in the MLS Western Conference this season, was expected to move into digs in the upmarket Via Spiga area, but since his wife and children will not be joining him in the fashion capital, the England star has opted for a more ‘adult’ area.

Europe’s red light districts gear up for another busy period

Good news ladies of the night - Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo is back on the market and ready to help put your children through higher education!

According to Portuguese tabloid 24 Horas, the tricky winger became fed up of reading about Nereida Gallardo’s lurid sexual past, and their relationship was met with disapproval by his mum Dolores, who believed the failed Majorcan model had more interest in C-Ron’s bank balance than his heart.

So what was the straw that broke the modern slave’s back? Was it the news that Nereida had slept with potential new teammate Sergio Ramos? Was it her classy modelling past? Or was it simply the fact that she isn’t particularly good looking?

Either way, it was fun, Nereida. We at The Spoiler will sincerely miss you and your silicone charms.

[Muchos love to Kickette for the tip]