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This chap was dared to the tune of $1,000 to try and make baseball slightly interesting, and it looks like he got a night in the cells for his troubles
[Deadspin]

Glenn Hoddle tells us how Ossie Ardiles dented the FA Cup
[ChannelBee]

AFC Wimbledon’s Danny Kedwell is upset that he didn’t back himself to be Conference top scorer. He should probably be happy he didn’t break the law and get himself fired
[London Informer]

Rio will be out for another three to four weeks
[The Sun]

Alexey Smertin recalls oatmeal at Portsmouth and napkin throwing at Chelsea
[Dirty Tackle]

Fergie will not dip back into the transfer market to improve the state of things at Manchester Utd
[The Independent]

Manchester City eye up Boca Juniors’ Riquelme
[Tribal Football]

Some reassuring stats for Manchester Utd fans
[Republik of Mancunia]

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