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St. Didier of Drogba gives £3m to build hospital


Not his own one to ‘recover’ from his many ‘injuries’, it’s for charity
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The Spoiler can’t quite put our finger on it, but Didier Drogba has been strangely likable this season (discount last Sunday’s impromptu Harlem Shake if you want.) Perhaps it’s the undeniably prodigious goalscoring, or the fact there was a massive Drogba-deficit last season. Anyhoo, he’s been a thoroughly entertaining bloke recently, and, dare we say, perhaps now even a nice one.

According to the Daily Mail, Didier has pledged the £3m fee he’s just received for becoming the new face of Pepsi to a donation fund for building hospitals in his homeland, the Ivory Coast. He’s even managed to convince ‘hard-up’ Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich to top up the pot with a few million petrodollars:

Sources close to the remarkable deal also claim there will be a generous donation by Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich in a personal show of support for Drogba.

Sportsmail understands Abramovich may even have offered to match the donation pound for pound.

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Posted: November 12th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Chelsea’s transfer embargo suspended by CAS, Ancelotti gets shopping list out


Expect a megayacht-load of new faces rocking up at the Bridge…

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The Court of Arbitration for Sport have temporarily suspended Chelsea’s FIFA-imposed two-window transfer ban, leaving the Blues free to sign players until a final decision has been made over their appeal:

The FIFA Dispute Resolution Chamber imposed, inter alia, a restriction of four months’ ineligibility on Mr Gael Kakuta, and Chelsea Football Club Ltd was banned from registering any new players, either nationally or internationally, for the next two complete, consecutive registration periods. Such sanctions are now stayed until the CAS renders its final decision in this matter.

Despite this (unsurprising) bit of good fortune, the success of Chelsea’s appeal isn’t guaranteed - there’ll almost certainly be a stockpiling of players in the January transfer window, especially if Ron Gourlay wants two Champions League trophies in the next five years.

So who should be top of the shopping list? Sergio Aguero? Angel di Maria? Frank Ribery?

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Posted: November 6th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Carlos Tevez buys that poster, Roman Abramovich leaves a £2,000 tip and Rooney is a dad


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Spectacular triple save from the crossbar

Roman Abramovich uses Chelsea’s unspent transfer kitty to run up an outrageous lunch bill
[News of the World]

Carlos Tevez forks out £2,000 for a copy of the infamous ‘Welcome to Manchester’ poster
[FourFourTwo]

Wayne Rooney names his new son … Kai Wayne
[Kickette]

The Sun couldn’t have made it more obvious they didn’t watch Arsenal/Spurs
[The Sun]

Perma-crock Stephen Appiah finally finds a club stupid enough
[The Offiside]

The FA are planning to steal Aaron Hunt from the Germans
[Daily Mail]

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Posted: November 2nd, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Noel Gallagher rubs Manchester City’s money in Roman Abramovich’s face


Oasis star makes Chelsea owner aware of City’s new found wealth

Noel Gallagher

The Spoiler was lucky enough to see Bonio and The Hedge on top form at Wembley Stadium this weekend, but we were quite offended not to be invited to the U2 after party at Home House.

Guests at the swanky Marylebone venue included excitable Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, legendary U2 producer Brian Eno, Zep God Jimmy Page, arty type Damien Hirst, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich and Oasis chief Noel Gallagher.

Mr Gallagher has never been one to keep his love of Manchester City under wraps, and it appears that his inebriated state helped him make an impression on a certain oligarch:

The highlight of Friday night’s tear-up was watching Noel reminding Red Rom that he didn’t have as much money as Manchester City.

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Posted: August 17th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Chelsea may only purchase one of Franck Ribery’s limbs


Bayern general manager plays down Blues’ bid for Frenchman

Franck Ribery

Earlier this week
, the nation’s least accurate favourite tabloid claimed that Roman Abramovich would personally fly to Germany to thrash out a £40m deal for Real Madrid target Franck Ribery.

For that kind of money, the Blues would probably expect all of the Frenchman’s body parts, but Bayern Munich general manager Uli Hoeness has insisted that this isn’t the case:

“What does he expect for [£40m] - Ribery’s right leg? Seriously, we stopped talking about Franck leaving a month ago because it isn’t going to happen.”

Once again, Bayern are adamant that they will not relinquish their grip on the Bundesliga’s biggest star, even though he has personally expressed his desire to play for Madrid.

Ribery was not fit for the start of the Bundesliga season, but Bayern coach Louis van Gaal allowed him to train with the France team this week as a means of improving his recent grumpy attitude. Despite the Dutchman’s claims that he would not be fit to face the Faroe Islands last night, he did play in the second half.

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Posted: August 13th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Everton accept £20m for Lescott, Chelsea to launch new £40m bid for Franck Ribery


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Franck Ribery

Franck Ribery to Chelsea
Despite expressing his desire to join old pal Zinedine Zidane at Real Madrid, Roman Abramovich will personally fly to Deutschland to thrash out a £40m deal for the handsome winger, say The Sun.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter:
Bayern chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge has made it very clear that no amount of money will persuade the club to part with the Bundesliga’s best player, and the man himself has always said he would prefer to play somewhere sunny. Somewhere like Spain, not Munich or London. We can’t see Ribery going anywhere this season, but next year he will almost certainly leave Germany.

Joleon Lescott to Manchester City
The Daily Mail believe the England defender will finally make his dragged-out move to Eastlands in the next 36 hours, as Everton have begrudgingly accepted a £20m plus add-ons deal.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: It’s clear that Lescott is keen to move on,

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Posted: August 11th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Real Madrid to sign Karim Benzema today, Chelsea attempt to lure Pato again


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Karim Benzema

Karim Benzema to Real Madrid
This whole Benzema thing is getting messy. His Lyon team-mate Miralem Pjanic claims he will join Manchester Utd, and Arsene Wenger is said to have expressed an interest, but according to this morning’s Marca, the young Frenchman will be anounced as a Real Madrid player in a matter of hours.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Madrid’s chief director Jorge Valdano has just ramped up the speculation by saying:

“We do not discard the possibility that in the next few hours, something could happen.”

If Lyon accept Los Blancos’ €35m-ish bid, this one is on.

Alexandre Pato to Chelsea

The Milan party line is that The Duck ain’t going nowhere, but according to La Gazzetta dello Sport, one of Roman Abramovich’s henchmen was spotted at Milan HQ yesterday. An improved bid of €60m could be on the cards.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: It’s quite possible that the

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Posted: July 1st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Thierry Henry plans MLS move, Deco criticises Chelsea, Spurs track Wigan midfielder


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Hosts South Africa are denied a place in the Confederations Cup Final by Dani Alves’ sublime 88th-minute free-kick
[101 Great Goals]

Thierry Henry could trade La Liga for the MLS in two years time
[Sky Sports]

Wayne Rooney models Manchester United’s tribute to Jose Bosingwa’s monobrow new home kit
[The Sun]

Foreign stars hardly ever move to the Premier League while in their prime
[Football 365]

Deco refers to Chelsea as Abramovich’s toy and criticises Scolari’s sacking
[Goal]

Harry Redknapp has got his eye on an England Under-21s midfielder
[Daily Mail]

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Posted: June 26th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn