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Tags: Arsenal, Chelsea, Harry Redknapp, Hull, Liverpool, Manchester Utd, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Stoke, Sunderland, Tottenham
Posted: November 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Home Sick
Unsettled Russian had no say in £14m move

Casual racist Sergei Rebrov wasn’t the only one who didn’t want Roman Pavlyuchenko to move to London - according to his mummy Lyubov, the man himself never wanted to leave his home nation:
“Roman was sold by the club,” she said. “He didn’t want to go to England or leave Russia. It was 100 per cent Spartak Moscow’s decision to sell him.”
And reports in Russia suggest that CSKA president Yevgeni Giner has now called the 26-year-old to say he is welcome back at his former club should he wish to leave London.
Confident her son will be back on home soil sooner rather than later, Lyubov said: “I know for sure he’s ready to return to Russia anytime.”
The Telegraph claim that Pavlyuchenko was on the verge of signing for another Russian club (most likely Lokomotiv Moscow) when Spurs and their giant chequebook swooped in, and that he has failed to adapt to life in London.
Is this new found home sickness the reason for his ineffectiveness in the North London derby?
Tags: England, Home sick, Lokomotiv Moscow, London, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Russia, Sergei Rebrov, Spartak Moscow, Tottenham
Posted: October 31st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
UEFA CUP DRAW
Redknapp’s plans to play the reserves might need altering

While all four still stand a strong chance of progressing, the Premier League’s UEFA Cup hopefuls Aston Villa, Portsmouth, Tottenham and Manchester City all drew interesting group stage opposition.
Harry Redknapp spoke about fielding reserves in some games but may rethink that policy when they clash with overwhelming tournament favourites AC Milan while Aston Villa will be challenged by Martin Jol’s Bundesliga table-toppers Hamburg and Marco van Basten’s Ajax.
Tottenham drew two teams whose star players they raided this summer - Luka Modric’s former side Dinamo Zagreb and Roman Pavlyuchenko’s old club Spartak Moscow while Manchester City will face off against Steve McClaren’s FC Twente in one of the toughest groups.
The good news for the Premier League representatives were that all four avoided Sevilla, Valencia and Standard Liege, who are three of the top four non-English clubs in the betting. The full draw is after the jump.

Tags: AC Milan, Ajax, Aston Villa, Bundesliga, Dinamo Zagreb, FC Twente, Group Stage Draw, Hamburg, Harry Redknapp, luka modric, Manchester City, martin jol, Portsmouth, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Sevilla, Spartak Moscow, Standard Liege, Tottenham, UEFA Cup, UEFA Cup Betting, Valencia
Posted: October 7th, 2008 by Michael Lintorn
Crisis at the Lane
How to stop your team from scoring goals

Rival fans may have laughed at the fact that Tottenham finished eleventh last season after talking up their top-four credentials but one area where you couldn’t fault them was their knack of scoring goals. Their 66-goal haul was the fifth best in the league last season and even better than Chelsea’s. But Juande Ramos and Gus Poyet clearly weren’t happy with this free-scoring nature and set about enforcing a five-point plan to change things:
1. Get rid of Jermain Defoe
Juande logic: He might have scored 64 goals for the club from starting 110 games, but who needs Jermain Defoe when you’ve got Robbie Keane and Dimitar Berbatov? By selling him to another club with European aspirations, Portsmouth, there’s no way it’ll come back and bite us. If anything, he’ll help drag them down to our level.
The reality: Defoe has scored thirteen goals in eighteen league starts for his new club and scored against Tottenham this weekend.
2. You don’t win anything with left-wingers
Juande logic: We may already have Jamie O’Hara, Didier Zokora, Tom Huddlestone, Jermaine Jenas and Aaron Lennon here already but what we really need is more midfielders who prefer playing in the centre or on the right. Bring in Luka Modric, David Bentley and Giovani dos Santos, it’ll be fun trying to figure out where to play them all. Who cares if Bentley got into the England squad for his performances on the right, let’s sling him on the left or behind the strikers. Luka Modric is known as the exciting, attacking impetus of the Croatia team but there’s no harm playing him as a holding player. Maybe I could throw him on the left too!
The reality: Spurs ended up starting Gilberto, who hasn’t looked too convincing in his preferred position of left-back, as an attacking left-winger against Portsmouth.
3. Sell one of the best strike forces in the Premier League
Juande logic: Robbie and Dimitar scored 46 goals between them last season for our bottom-half side, and the fans voted Robbie as player of the season but that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t be able to cope without them. They both say they want

Tags: Andrei Arshavin, Damien Comolli, Darren Bent, David Bentley, David Villa, Dimitar Berbatov, Frazier Campbell, Gilberto, Giovani dos Santos, Gus Poyet, Jermain Defoe, Jermaine Jenas, Juande Ramos, luka modric, Premier League, Robbie Keane, Roman Pavlyuchenko, sir alex ferguson, Spurs, Tottenham Hotspur
Posted: September 30th, 2008 by Michael Lintorn
tired footballer
This man may never have seen a hard day’s work…

Tottenham’s Roman Pavlyuchenko netted his first goal for the club last night but not before launching a sensational moan about the long, arduous hours that his horrible new employers have forced upon him.
“I looked at my watch and saw that the training session had gone on for exactly two hours! Then, there is another half an hour in the gym. Two and a half hours. Can you imagine that?
The weights started to get to me, and I stopped and said to the trainer, ‘I can’t do this’. That’s how they work - I’m shocked. I thought it would be a lot easier.”
How this man became a professional sportsman remains unclear.
Tags: goal, lazy, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Spurs, Tottenham, work
Posted: September 25th, 2008 by Michael Symons
Oh Dear
Fellow Eastern European emigre warns of ‘dark-skinned people’

Sergio Rebrov, who contributed little except for bad feeling in return for a pay packet at Tottenham, has been kind enough to offer advice to Roman Pavlyuchenko following his arrival in North London. Yet he didn’t dispense useful tips for avoiding traffic on the north circular or let him know that an umbrella might come in handy in Blighty - his comments had a much more discriminatory tinge:
‘I wouldn’t go for a walk on my own around White Hart Lane.
‘A lot of dark skinned people live there. So naturally the crime rate is higher than anywhere else.
‘It’s not nice to be a robbery victim. So I suggest that Roman doesn’t walk but drives around that area.’
Perhaps Rebrov thinks life is much more glamorous in his hometown of Horlivka, where the decline of the mining industry has made it more depressing than listening to a Coldplay album while thinking about how much cheaper petrol was five years ago. As if this wasn’t bad enough,

Tags: Alexei Smertin, Croydon, Eastern European, North London, racist, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Russia, Sergei Rebrov, Tottenham, Tottenham Hotspur, Ukraine
Posted: September 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
DIFFERING POLICIES
Profit collected at White Hart Lane’s revolving door

It was revealed today on Sky Sports that just four Premier League teams made a profit over the summer and not one of them was Arsenal.
Blackburn made a net gain thanks to the £15 million they received for David Bentley and West Ham made the biggest profit of anyone after selling half of their first team. It is also being claimed that Chelsea made a profit but The Spoiler’s calculator doesn’t come to that conclusion (surely the £24.2 million spent on Deco and Jose Bosingwa exceeds the £19 million gained on Shaun Wright-Phillips, Steve Sidwell and Tal Ben-Haim?). The other team to have received more than they spent were Tottenham.

Tags: Arsenal, Arsene Wenger, Blackburn, Chelsea, David Bentley, Dimitar Berbatov, Fraizer Campbell, Giovani dos Santos, Heurelho Gomes, luka modric, Net Profit, Pascal Chimbonda, Robbie Keane, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Tottenham, transfer window, Vedran Corluka, West Ham
Posted: September 2nd, 2008 by Michael Lintorn
Transfer Window Update
Berbatov replacement arrives at the Lane

The first big business on deadline day has seen Tottenham sign Spartak Moscow striker Roman Pavlyuchenko for £14 million, prompting speculation that Dimitar Berbatov’s move to Manchester United is imminent.
But if Berbatov is to go then Spurs will surely need more than just Darren Bent, who struggled in his first season, and the Russian forward, who will probably need a settling in period. Will Spurs be forced into making another purchase today, or settle for what they’ve got?
Let us know what you think with a comment below.
Tags: Dimitar Berbatov, Manchester United, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Spartak Moscow, Tottenham
Posted: September 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Bad First Impression
Welcome to the Premier League, Poindexter!

We don’t know how they do things in Russia, but by the looks of things Tottenham’s new striker needs to work on his posing. Even the most wet-behind-the-ears Premier League stars know to adopt a pout or a gang sign when they sniff a photographer, they certainly don’t start gormlessly waving in a shirt made of strobe lighting, like Roman Pavlyuchenko - it’s just so uncool. The Spoiler suggests studying the work of Beckham, Ferdinand, Rooney, Lampard and other hip footballing hunks who know what it takes to smoulder.
Tags: bad pose, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Russia, Spurs, Tottenham
Posted: August 29th, 2008 by Josh Burt
Transfer Talk
Today’s transfer rumours, gossip and damned lies

It’s being reported in today’s Guardian that Chelsea and Real Madrid have agreed a fee of £28.6 million for Robinho. Considering the Brazilian has already stated his desire to join the Blues, we could find ourselves in the unusual situation of actually a seeing a transfer follow weeks of speculation - eat your heart out Ronaldo, Lampard, Adebayor and Barry sagas!
Shaun Wright-Phillips is spoilt for choice
It looks like Chelsea’s unloved winger is ready to follow the Robinho example, too. For a long time, Portsmouth were favourites to sign Wright-Phillips but then they realised they had no money, so it’s either Everton or Manchester City who will welcome SWP into their family.
The Spoiler Truth-o-meter: Both represent good career moves but his glorious Manchester City past may see him lean towards them
Roman Pavlyuchenko to Spurs
It’s no secret that Spurs are in

Tags: Alan Curbishley, Andrei Arshavin, Chelsea, Manchester City, Portsmouth, Real Madrid, Robinho, Roman Pavlyuchenko, Shaun-Wright Phillips, Stephen Appiah, Tottenham, West Ham
Posted: August 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey