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One way to give the Confederations Cup meaning is to rub ice cream all over your face
[101GG]

Rio Ferdinand will spend a modest £5m on his wedding
[News of the World]

Roque Sat Nav Cruz is having a medical at Manchester City
[Daily Mail]

Mike Ashley hopes to sell Newcastle this week
[The Northern Echo]

Carlo Ancelotti hasn’t given up on Andrea Pirlo
[The Telegraph]

The Mirror believe Carlos Tevez will cost Manchester City £47.5m
[The Mirror]

Didier Drogba claims he and Samuel Eto’o would form Jose Mourinho’s dream strike force
[Setanta]