Eddie Cochrane/Carly Zucker

Carly Zucker doesn’t just want to be seen as Joe Cole’s slimline resting place, you know - this girl takes her fashion very seriously. So much so that she can now be found sporting a retrospective Eddie Cochrane cut which weighs roughly the same as a bag of flour, and takes four hours to assemble in the morning. It’s a strong look.

Did she take her cue from Joey Barton’s “Orbison“?

For another take on things, head over to Kickette.

Magpies continue to stand by vile waste of blood and organs

Yesterday, Roy Orbison-alike Joey Barton learned that the FA have served him with a fifteen match ban and a whopping fine of two weeks’ wages for the cowardly beating he dished out to former team-mate Ousmane Dabo. After returning from prison for the random attack on a sixteen year old lad (shown above), the FA were hoping that Newcastle would turn their back on their troubled investment, but KK and co have welcomed the disgraced midfielder back with open arms.

In most other professions, dishing out beatings, being over-zealous with cigars and getting banged up for violent crimes would be instant grounds for dismissal.

So, should Joey Barton’s disgusting behaviour have permanently disqualified him from taking home around £57,000 a week for a dream job, or should we be all forgiving and let the reformed little rapscallion have another chance at decking a colleague?

Votes and comments below please.

Roy Orbison, Joey Barton

Watching Joey Barton pop on some gigantic shades and wander freely about the streets after weeks behind bars triggered something in The Spoilers active imagination. Where had we seen that guy before? It wasn’t long before we realised it was Mr Pretty Woman himself, Roy Orbison.

Great songsman, and now an unlikely fashion icon for the Premier League’s most fighty midfielder.

Bringing a smile to Romanian faces in the Group of Death

With Italy, the Netherlands and France in their group, Romanians can’t be too hopeful of making it to the knockout stages of Euro 2008. Their departure may not make a great deal of difference to the neutral observer, but for WAG fans it will be devastating news, for it means Adelina Elisei will be going home early. The Romanian model and TV personality is the current ladyfriend of Inter Milan defender Cristian Chivu, and she’s awful pretty.