Bringing the gift of toplessness to the Midlands

In many ways, it is depressing to be involved with Aston Villa. Although they’re a great club with brilliant supporters and a rich heritage, the midlands side never make an impression on the top four, yet they’re far too good to fall into the bottom half of the table. Plus, supporters and players generally must live in or around the Birmingham area. Yet it’s not all gloom and middle-of-the-top-half tedium for those involved with Martin O’Neill’s side - Midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker drives a Mustang, has a brilliant surname and gets to steamroller Page 3 girl Ruth Reynolds on a regular basis.