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But it’s amateur hour in California, says Ruud Gullit

In recent weeks, we’ve seen pictures of David Beckham’s Zangief-like beard and love of cheerleaders’ derrieres, but we’ve heard abolsutely nothing about action on the pitch. FYI, the LA Galaxy are still in business, they are currently second in the Western Conference thingy, and Mr B is the club’s third top scorer with, er, one goal in five games.

It all seems pretty unspectacular out in California at the moment, and no one is less impressed than coach Ruud Gullit, who has been caught out by the LA Times telling the British Press about the two-bit operation he is in charge of:

“I’m sure that when people think of the Galaxy the picture that comes to mind is not of our staff making phone calls to friends on Friday to see if they can play in a reserve game on Sunday,” Gullit told writer Brian Doogan. “But, strange as it may seem, this is the reality.”

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If you thought Posh was LA Galaxy’s hottest WAG…

With the exception of David Beckham, Landon Donovan is easily the most famous LA Galaxy employee. Well, if you discount Ruud Gullit, that is. And Abel Xavier. Anyway, in light of his semi-famous status, Donovan has secured himself a semi-famous wife in the form of actress and model Bianca Kajlich. Not only is she very pretty, but she has a tattoo, meaning she’s all edgy and stuff.