Meanwhile, on the internet somewhere…

Why not enjoy today’s link dump to the sounds of James Pants?

All of tonight’s important Carling Cup action examined and investigated

[Chickendinner]

Ten people who might harbour enough self-hatred to buy Newcastle

[The Offside]

This is NOT how cheerleaders are supposed to behave

[Machochip]

Lee Westwood backtracks on Ryder Cup crowd abuse

[Polite Applause]

An interesting young Australian model/actress called Nicky Whelan

[via With Leather]

Man in looks like Lewis Hamilton shocker!

[Grid Crasher]

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Like watching excruciatingly painful sports injuries? You’ll love this.
[With Leather]

Good news: Europe are going to win the 2010 Ryder Cup
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Ten ways to improve respect for referees
[The Offside]

Grid WAG No. 12: Dannii Minogue
[Grid Crasher]

Tottenham to pounce for £8m STYLISH Premier League ace
[Caught Offside]

Tennis: Andy Murray set to continue to play in Davis Cup
[Polite Applause]

How to make Newcastle a successful club again
[EPL Talk]

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Kimi Raikkonen clearly doesn’t care that Martin Brundle is broadcasting live
[Grid Crasher]

A German amateur footballer received a fine and a ten match ban for his conduct in this team photo. Try to guess which player it is
[Abgefahrn blog]

Visit Betfair to see the Chelsea/ Manchester Utd Big Match Wizard
[Betfair]

A football riot in Chile leaves a linesman badly injured
[Bild]

You’d be pretty disappointed of you went to Hooters and one of these ladies served you
[Machochip]

Why Stewart Cink will be the Ryder Cup’s top American
[Polite Applause]

Who is the most successful manager - Big Phil or Fergie?
[The Offside]

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Gennaro Gattuso should probably look where he is going
[The Offside]

Golf betting: Kim is the favourite to be top debutant at the Ryder Cup
[chickendinner]

Newcastle businesses shun the Ashley regime
[Daily Mail]

Sign the Lewis Hamilton Spa petition now!
[Grid Crasher]

How Small Town America Covered News Of The Munich Air Disaster
[EPL Talk]

Andy Murray’s US Open run = an extra £10m in the bank
[Polite Applause]

Joe Cole’s ex-WAG Keeley Hazell defeats a German in a sexy battle (NSFW)
[Bild]

Who produces the world’s greatest WAGs - America, or Europe?

We invent them, and they kick us out. We give them language, and they bastardise (”bastardize”) it. We give them the Beatles, and they make us take Madonna. Meanwhile, us Europeans are forced to sit back and watch America use the democracy we blessed them with to elect a man who can barely dress himself.

Well enough is enough. It’s time to bring them down a peg or two, and what better way than via the medium of Waggery. Their national pastimes, which include rounders, netball and a girly version of rugby, attract some fine WAGs, but the supporting ladies in Europe are a cut above.

To settle it, The Spoiler and our American chums at On205th have decided to hold a battle royale to determine whether Europe or America have the best WAGs. It’s a bit like the Ryder Cup, but much sexier.

Each continent will enter 10 of their finest ladies to the tournament, and you can vote for your favourite here and at On205th each day.

If Europe wins, it has been agreed that America will revoke their independence and come back under Britain’s control. If they win, they get to continue taking the ‘U’ out of words like ‘neighbour’ and ‘colour’, and we have to keep Madonna.

Round One: Jessica Simpson/ Rosaria Cannavo

First up, it’s Texan beauty Jessica Simpson and Cristian Panucci’s outrageously hot missus Rosario Cannavo.

[Click the image to enlarge. See more of Jessica here and more of Rosaria here]