Finally, Man City star can play his bongos in peace

If there’s one thing Robinho loves more than half-arsed performances, Adriano sex parties and taking the bus, it’s pimping his mansion.

In February, the Manchester City star brought a Copacabana atmosphere to rainy Cheshire by installing a beach football pitch, and in his latest attempt to emulate his home nation, has installed a £30,000 soundproof music suite. In it, he can play his beloved samba music late into the night, without disturbing the neighbours who already have to put up with looking at a huge muddy sandpit in his garden.

A made-up source told The Sun: “He is always playing his bongo drums.”

It’s the samba, but more rubbish than you’ve ever seen it before!

After retiring from football in March, lanky Norwegian Tore Andre Flo made a triumphant comeback with Franchise FC last week. Before linking up with Roberto Di Matteo in the land of concrete cows and stolen football teams, Flo put in a slightly cringe-worthy appearance on Norway’s version of Strictly Come Dancing.

The football kit is a rather unsubtle way of revealing his identity to Norwegians - it’s the equivalent of making Austin Healey dance around a rugby ball or Lisa Snowdon performing in an “I had sex with George Clooney” T-shirt.

[The Guardian]