Very important former footballer/ pornstar update

Undoubtedly, The Spoiler’s biggest criticism of planetariums (planeteria?) is that they are not nearly sexy enough. Thankfully, Eva Roob (aka Samira Summers aka the German former footballer who turned to bongo films) set out to remedy this situation on a recent visit to her local astronomy theatre.

Want to see more of Eva testing Germany’s public indecency laws? See plenty more NSFW pictures, a video and a link to the uncensored pics after the jump….

Footballer-turned-stripper enlightens us for no particular reason

Eva Roob aka Samira Summers is the FC Nuremberg midfielder who made ends meet by trading in her football boots for six-inch clear plastic heels. The stripper and bongo film star has now started her own “go-go dancer” agency, and was asked by German football mag 11 Freunde which current football stars would be best suited to the greasy pole:

“Maybe David Beckham. And of course Cristiano Ronaldo”

The public nakedness expert also gave a damning verdict when asked whether any of her fellow countrymen could follow in her footsteps and start a career in sexy dancing:

“There are no suitable Germans. Many find Michael Ballack attractive but I think he would be too awkward.”

Is there any real point to this ridiculous story? Was it just a flimsy excuse to post a video of Eva Roob stripping? Check it out after the jump before you cast your stones, friends…