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Trousers off: Spanish side Galactico Pegaso protest the same way Jermain Defoe celebrates after a match
[101GG]

Robbie Keane’s WAG Claudine Palmer may be getting her own reality TV show
[WAGs Blog]

Gene Hackman isn’t helping
[Off The Post]

Nives Celzijus wants to make whoopy on the roof of the Bernabeu
[Dirty Tackle]

Bad news Pompey - Sven doesn’t want to leave Mexico
[Daily Mail]

Shock: Cristiano Ronaldo done it with a girl
[The Sun]

Newcastle secure the services of Swedish starlet Samuel Adjei
[Sky Sports]