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Rafa Benitez gets all mysterious about new signings
[Liverpool Pies]

A mysterious gas and a blackout made the recent Palmeiras/ Sao Paulo game rather suspicious
[South America Offside]

Cristiano Ronaldo’s lady Nereida Gallardo. We featured her over two weeks ago, and today the rest of the world has caught up. (NSFW)
[The Sun]

Awwww, Lamps and JT are in love
[Kickette]

Help Zoo pick a WAG of the season
[Zoo Today]

F1 perv Max Mosley speaks out at last
[Grid Crasher]

Nothing mentioned about consuming less drink and drugs

Forget knuckling down at training and cutting out the extra-curricular activities – Sao Paulo President Juvenal Juvencio has found the key to solving Adriano’s problems – praying.

Following a less-than-impressive 2007 that culminated in