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Video: Brazilian goalkeeper lets in a howler, has a breakdown on the pitch


How not to react to a terrible blunder

When Bragantino visited São Paulo in the Brazilian Paulista Championship last Thursday, home goalkeeper Rogerio Ceni pulled of epic proportions. Those in the crowd who mocked the 35-year-old for his inability to catch a mis-fired cross were soon silenced, as the poor old chap descended into some sort of breakdown.

Medics tried everything to help (prodding him, waving a magic sponge in his face), but the inconsolable shot stopper could not be cheered up. As far as we’re aware, he’s still laying on the pitch now.

If Heurelho Gomes had reacted like that to mistakes, he would have spent most of the season sitting down in tears.

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Posted: February 9th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

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Posted: April 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Adriano instructed to pray more


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Forget knuckling down at training and cutting out the extra-curricular activities – Sao Paulo President Juvenal Juvencio has found the key to solving Adriano’s problems – praying.

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Posted: January 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey