Premier League Playa of the Year dismisses relationship as a ‘fling’

Poor old Danielle Lloyd. Not only does she have to live her life in the pages of the Daily Star, but her most recent football lover has made her look like a chump in the same paper. Top “player” Jermain Defoe took up the pen to dismiss their relationship as a ‘fling’, despite the fact that not five minutes ago Miss Lloyd was gearing up to move in with him:

“As far as I’m concerned, I’ve been single since Charlotte [Meares].

“So the love rat thing is all a load of rubbish - and it’s doing my head in. Even when I left Tottenham for Portsmouth - and scored a goal on my debut - people weren’t interested in that.

“Everyone thinks I’m this big bad love rat - but I ain’t.

“I just wanna play football. I score goals and am doing stuff on the pitch, but all people want to chat about is my personal life.”

The Portsmouth striker/ Chinawhite resident also set the record straight on numerous scandals involving him and an endless string of ropey models. He claims there is nothing wrong with his behaviour, and he is simply a ‘good Catholic boy’. Who likes to go to nightclubs the night before training. Who likes to sleep with a different woman every night. And who is being driven to the edge of distraction trying to work out how people are finding out about his private life:

“I just don’t know how everything I do is getting found out,” he says, exasperated. I feel you, Jermain.

This is all getting a bit weird now

UPDATE: The girl kissing Miss Lloyd in the pic is not Sarah Giggle (although the picture agency who sold me the pic still insist it is, and I’m reliably informed that she was present). It is in fact be popstar Mantana Manning, who has thus far managed to avoid Defoe’s predatory radar. Apologies to her for any offence caused by being caught up in Defoeworld.

What a life Jermain Defoe lives. Undeterred by a 200-mile round trip to training or displaying a blatant lack of professionalism, the Portsmouth striker, known by most women in the UK as the world’s greatest lover, was out on the tiles in London again last night, this time at Funky Buddha.

As if Defoeworld isn’t great enough, his ex-girlfriend Danielle Lloyd accompanied him to the club, as did Sarah Giggle, the glamour model who he cheated on Dani with, and who sold her steamrollering story to the News of the World last weekend . That’s the two of them kissing in the pic above. That’s right, despite his dirty rutting games, all three of them get along famously.

Portsmouth striker’s classy lass hits the town

Despite moving to the South Coast, Jermain Defoe simply can’t drag himself away from the scene at his favourite Gants Hill nightclub Faces. This is partially because he loves the music and ambiance, but mainly due to the fact that most of the clientele have had sex with him.

Last night, the Portsmouth striker was accompanied by ex-rutt parner Charlotte Meares was in attendance, but she was upstaged by the fashion sensibilities of Defoe’s latest conquest Sarah Giggle. She’s the pretty little thing who thought it appropriate to wear the charming ensemble shirt above in public, let alone to a nightclub.

Sarah, a dancer and glamour model from Essex, boasted in yesterday’s News of the World that Jermain put her away while Danielle Lloyd was having a breast augmentation earlier this year. The couple share a fairytale romance story: they met at a fetish party, he started sending her texts that would make Jim Davidson blush and before she knew it,