Holiday turns sour
… the bird to irritating photographers

Until yesterday, Cristiano Ronaldo was only too happy to let the world see his collection of hideously short shorts, and his pneumatic (and officially not hot) girlfriend Nereida Gallardo.
But now things have turned ugly. A group of his friends (probably courted from Facebook) flooded a boat carrying pesky paparazzi, and then the tricky winger gave a rude hand gesture, which our American cousins inexplicably refer to as ‘flipping the bird’.
Personally, I’m glad he’s started to shake things up. His never-ending holiday was starting to look as boring as the Rooney honeymoon…
[Machochip]
Tags: beach, Bikini, Cristiano Ronaldo, Flipping the Bird, Hand Gesture, Nereida Gallardo, Paparazzi, Sardinia, Swimwear, WAG
Posted: July 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
Fun in the Sun
Man Utd star straddles his other inflatable plastic friend

Showing his obvious fondness for ‘frolicking’, the world’s vainest man got to grips with a purple and yellow deer thing yesterday while enjoying the Sardinian coastline.
While C-Ron’s regression to a childlike state is charming to see, his choice of swimwear is not. The tricky winger has graduated from tucking his boardshorts into themselves, to the sort of minuscule swimwear that only Scandinavians deem appropriate for public use:

More pictures of Ronaldo’s Casino Royale trunks and Nereida’s latest skimpies after the jump…

Tags: beach, Beach Toy, Bikini, Cristiano Ronaldo, Deer, Nereida Gallardo, Sardinia, Swimwear, WAG
Posted: July 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey