Once a baseball WAG, always a baseball WAG

Star of highly lauded films including Lost in Translation, Vicky Christina Barcelona and the unforgettable Home Alone 3, Scarlett Johansson has become an American institution during her 24 years on this mortal coil.

At some point, her really big boobs superb acting talents caught the eye of New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter - a man whose bedpost notches includes Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Tyra Banks, Minka Kelly and Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima.

Jeter had his way with Scarlett in 2004, but he clearly had other things to do, and they quickly parted ways. She is currently married to Van Wilder.

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