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It’s not often that we see goalkeepers score with their head, so Silvio Proto’s last minute equaliser for Belgian side K.F.C. Germinal Beerschot is a rare treat
[The Offside]

Formula 1 star Sebastian Vettel wants to have dinner with pornstar Jenna Jameson
[Grid Crasher]

Anil Ambani, the man who might have bought Newcastle, is now interested in Everton
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Video: Wrestler lays the smackdown on Andy Roddick
[Polite Applause]

Make money on today’s UEFA Cup matches
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John Cleese explains The Offside Rule
[The Beautiful Game]

Totally random: Listen to the new Oasis album in full before its release
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This German women’s football team will remove their shirts if somebody sponsors their, er, shirts
[Unprofessional Foul]

Cristiano Ronaldo hired a prostitute? Surely not?
[WithLeather]

Graeme Hick, a rock opera
[Polite Applause]

Sebastian Vettel: “Forget Monza, now I want the world championship!”
[Grid Crasher]

Homoeroticism alert: David Beckham 2009 Calendar Preview
[Kickette]

Serie A deal with hooliganism by trialing ‘fan passports’
[The Offside]

Steve Coppell is happy to replay Watford after the phantom goal incident
[BBC]

A cool video of the Miami Arena demolition
[Deadspin]

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21-year-old Italian Grand Prix winner Sebastian Vettel could earn €100m over the next ten years
[Grid Crasher]

Sepp Blatter arrived in Africa recently, and proceeded to bust a few moves
[Fanhouse]

Thierry Henry’s ex-wife Claire Merry gets post-divorce cosmetic surgery
[Daily Mail]

Monty Panesar looks to The Fonz for inspiration
[Polite Applause]

Joe Cole’s wife-to-be Carly Zucker wants to make you fit
[Kickette]

The FA will investigate Alex Ferguson’s remarks concerning John Terry’s red card
[BBC]

Luca Toni’s Wife Marta Cecchetto is the number one Bundesliga WAG
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