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Sepp Blatter denies Cristiano Ronaldo ’slave’ comments


Swiss man who should really stop talking speaks out again

Sepp Blatter

FIFA head honcho and Real Madrid fan Sepp Blatter was lambasted for expressing sympathy for Ronaldo and equating modern footballers to slaves. Now, he has completely denied these comments. Well, technically he hasn’t denied them, he just kind of put a new twist on them:

“I have never said that Ronaldo is a slave.

“But I said slavery with young people. European clubs are trying to get 13, 14 and 15-year-old boys and bring them to the big clubs.

“I have never mentioned that for Ronaldo. But the press, they have distorted it.

“Ronaldo is not a slave.”

Also, Blatter last month said: ”I think in football there’s too much modern slavery in transferring players or buying players here and there, and putting them somewhere. We are trying now to intervene in such cases.” Now, he has changed his mind and insists that FIFA “will not intervene” with the Cristiano Ronaldo saga.

It’s clear that someone should be devoting less time to press conferences and more time to retirement plans.

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Posted: August 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Should Great Britain enter a football team at the 2012 Olympics?


Lord Moynihan supports reformation of the GB team

The 1908 GB Football Team

Three years ago this month, London gained the right to hold the 30th Olympiad in 2012 at an IOC meeting in Singapore. Lord Coe was supported in his bid by Tony Blair and a galaxy of Olympic stars, yet the most significant ambassador present at the historic vote was David Beckham, a man who plays a sport that Great Britain have not competed in since 1972.

This morning, British Olympic Association chairman Lord Moynihan pledged to revive the GB football team in 2012, with a little help from a certain Scottish manager:

Despite the heavy resistance against the idea from the other Home Nations, particularly from the Scottish Football Association, and complex political questions raised by world governing body Fifa, Lord Moynihan insisted Great Britain will going for gold in football at the 2012 Games.

London 2012 Organising Committee chairman Lord Coe has revealed an approach has already been made to have the Manchester United manager in charge, who in four years time is likely to have stepped down from his Old Trafford post, one which Lord Moynihan has guaranteed his full support.

He said: “Seb Coe has strong views about who should be managing the men’s team and I completely agree with him.

“It is an excellent idea that should be pursued and I am endorsing Sir Alex Ferguson, although I should also say that should the FA find anyone with a comparable name, I should be equally delighted.”

FIFA nonsense peddler Sepp Blatter has already spouted some vague moronic comments about a GB team consisting only of English players, while secretary of state for culture, media and sport Andy Burnham says the GB team should be reformed only ‘if the public would enjoy it’.

In the spirit of Mr Burnham’s comments, we ask you, Spoiler readers, if you would like to see a GB Team at the 2012 games? Bear in mind we entered a side at London 1948 and came fourth (although the winning Swedish team was coached by English gent George Raynor), and the GB team would not affect the Premier League season as the Games close on August 12.

Votes and comments below, please.

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Posted: July 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Eduardo’s healing progress, America’s hottest runner and Ronaldinho’s Olympic dream


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Such a shame. That petrol station had just one day left until retirement…
[Grid Crasher]

Ronaldinho says he is going to the Olympics, with or without permission
[The Offside]

Portsmouth 5/1 to win Community Shield in 90 minutes
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Top Six: photos of Sepp Blatter looking like a total dick
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Jennifer Mueller is reinvigorating our interest in track and field events
[Deadspin]

Eduardo is healing nicely on the beach
[Kickette]

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Posted: July 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

It’s official: Sepp Blatter is a Real Madrid fan


FIFA President’s support of C-Ron becomes oh so clear

Sepp Blatter Real madrid

Sepp Blatter’s ridiculously misplaced comments about “modern slavery” gained the support of just one man: Cristiano Ronaldo. Even Chris Powell of the PFA, an organisation so concerned about player welfare that they will protect Joey Barton, told Blatter to issue a retraction.

Does the Swiss looney really believe anything he has even said though or is there a secret agenda behind every ridiculous word he utters? After all it’s clear the powers-that-be have a problem with English teams dominating Europe, and that Ronaldo joining Real Madrid would appease them as it would weaken the Champions League holders.

Less than six months ago, Blatter hit out at the Court of Arbitration in Sport’s decision to lower the compensation Andy Webster would have

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Posted: July 11th, 2008 by Michael Lintorn

Shocking news: Sepp Blatter talks nonsense


FIFA President claims players suffer from “modern slavery”

Sepp Blatter

With the transfer rumours getting a tad repetitive, we were hoping that Sepp Blatter would make one of his trademark stupid comments to provide some mild entertainment. Thankfully he has managed to surpass all expectations with his latest foot-in-mouth moment, surmising that transfer saga regulars like Cristiano Ronaldo and Emmanuel Adebayor, rather than the public who have to endure their summer-long ‘ordeals’, are victims:

“I’m always in favour of protecting the player and if the player wants to leave let him leave. If the player wants to play somewhere else, then a solution should be found because if he stays in a club where he does not feel comfortable to play then it’s not good for the player and for the club.

“I think in football there’s too much modern slavery in transferring players or buying players here and there, and putting them somewhere. We are trying now to intervene in such cases. The reaction to the Bosman law is to make long-lasting contracts in order to keep the players and then if he wants to leave, then there is only one solution, he has to pay his contract.”

Fair enough, there is some merit in this argument. Steve Sidwell and Tal Ben Haim, for example, have joined a club believing they will receive first-team opportunities, only for the manager who signed them to be replaced by someone who isn’t aware they exist.

Yet we fail to see how this applies to players who were signed by their current manager and are fundamental to their team like Cristiano Ronaldo and Emmanuel Adebayor. The former committed to a five-year contract last April, so why does Blatter feel he can now renege on that agreement? He says players should be allowed to leave if they do not “feel comfortable”, but it’s difficult

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Posted: July 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sepp Blatter says what we already knew


FIFA boss claims foreigners in the Prem have harmed the national side

Sepp Blatter

Sepp Blatter - a man whose comments are always informative, cutting edge and universally welcomed among the football community - has claimed the influx of foreign players in the Premier League has weakened the English national side:

“In the strong Premier League teams the best players are not always English.

“These teams are preparing national players for England’s opponents.

“The Premier League has

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Posted: June 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Vote: Is FIFA’s foreign quota proposal a good idea?


Xenophobes rejoice over Sepp’s latest masterplan

Sepp Blatter

During a congress held at the home of football, Sydney, Australia, FIFA delegates have overwhelmingly voted in favour of Sepp Blatter’s ‘six-plus-five’ plan, which would could limit the amount of foreign players in a team to five. The BBC sez:

Blatter wants to restrict the number of foreign players in teams by the start in the 2010/11 season, with a minimum of four home-grown players.

He added he expects it to grow to six, with a maximum of five foreigners, by 2012/13 - and claims the plan has the backing of key European delegates.

In contrast, the “home-grown players” rule, which is set to be expanded from next season, has received EU backing. That means four players in a Champions League or Uefa Cup squad must have been developed by the club, with another four having been produced by clubs from the same federation.

The rule is discriminatory and contradicts European law, and seems to be going down about as well as Blatter’s suggestion that women footballers should wear tighter shorts. But what do you think? Would a shake-up like this be good for the game? Would it encourage the big teams to invest more in their youth training structures? Votes and comments below, please.

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Posted: May 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

BBC casts the first stone against new England manager


National broadcaster confuses unhappy pensioner with rowdy protest Following the announcement that Fabio Capello would be taking the reins at England HQ, I went and checked out the ‘fierce protests’ at Soho Square. When I arrived, the rowdy anti-Capello xenophobic yobs I had been promised turned out to be just one man. A retired policeman called Ray, whose main complaint was the price of his train fare.

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His picture has crept up again today on the BBC website, in an article in which ancient Swiss bureaucrat Sepp Blatter voices concern for a foreign England manager. The caption ‘An England supporter protests against Capello’s appointment’ implies

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Posted: January 7th, 2008 by Kieran Delaney