Tricky winger finds way of devaluing expensive suit

Aside from the odd hairdryer moment and boot throwing incident, one may expect the Manchester Utd dressing room to be a place of decorum, where the wealthy fellows can place their Gucci manbags down next to their copies of Yachting Monthly and still find them there after the game.

But apparently this is not the case - if you don’t stamp your name all over your property backstage at the Theatre of Dreams, one of Rooney’s cousins will be wearing/ flogging it within the week. For this reason, C-Ron still has his name sewn into his suits, like an ickle schoolboy:

The mummy’s boy gets NAME TAGS sewn into his suits.

His fashion secret was exposed by Hollyoaks actor JAMIE LOMAS, who plays Warren in the Channel 4 soap.

After a visit to a suit shop Ronaldo had used, Jamie said: “It was a really, really nice suit.

“Then they told me Ronaldo had his name stitched into his, so would I like my name done too?”

It’s a great story, but bear in mind