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The 50 hottest female athletes of all time
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The Czechs turn a ferris wheel into a 150ft Petr Cech
[Chelsea Pies]

Canadian GP Preview
[Grid Crasher]

All you need to know about the Gay Rugby World Cup
[chickendinner Bet Blog]

Eleven players who won’t be at Euro 2008 who probably should be
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Europeans would rather watch Euro 2008 than have sex. That’ll be non-English Europeans
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Posted: June 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

WAG No. 104: Nuria Bermúdez


The best nude model/ football agent/ Euro 2008 WAG out there

Nuria Bermúdez

It appears that Nereida Gallardo isn’t the only Spanish WAG who will display her chemically-enhanced chest at the drop of a five Euro note. Today’s WAG of the Day is Nuria Bermúdez, one of Madrid’s most recognized ‘It’ girls who makes Danielle Lloyd’s impressive tally of footballer conquests look laughable.

In her prime, which appears to have begun not long after her fifteenth birthday, she boasted that she had slept with no less than six of Real Madrid’s first team. In addition, she claimed to have exchanged ‘raunchy texts’ with David Beckham and was sued by Luis Figo for suggesting he was two-timing his lovely model wife Helen Svedin with her. Interestingly, neither player ever denied the allegations.

As you may expect from any self-respecting lady who will happily remove her top on live television, she has served her time under C-Ron. During Euro 2008, however, the salacious wild child will be cheering on her new-ish husband, Spanish striker Dani Güiza.

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Posted: June 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Ronaldo would like the world to know that he is “completely heterosexual”


Sighting of first not-entirely-straight professional footballer turns out to be false alarm

Ronaldo

Memo to famous people - if you must spend time with prostitutes, take a few minutes beforehand to get your story straight in case the police get involved. The Brazilian Ronaldo, you may recall, found himself soaked in infamy last week when the ladies of the night he contracted to help him get over “a silly fight” he’d had with his girlfriend turned out to be trannies with an appetite for blackmail.

As a result, “Il Fenomeno” found himself having to talk to one of Brazil’s top talk shows - “Fantastico” - last Sunday to clear up the public’s confusion about why one of their sporting legends and lover of many great beauties should have time in his diary for such creatures,

The great centre forward, sitting in his mother’s garden and not feeling particularly fantastico himself after spending the week crying, said “I did something really stupid and now my image is going to be stained for ever because of this incident. I let myself down and made a grave mistake.”

“I caused a problem that has had huge international repercussions. The biggest mistake was to

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Posted: May 6th, 2008 by Ed Needham

Ronaldo caught with transvestite prostitutes


Amazingly, it’s the other Ronaldo this time

Ronaldo

When it comes to hiring ladies of the night, AC Milan’s Ronaldo has so much to learn from the Portuguese man-o’-sex. When C-Ron has a ‘prostitute binge day’ (known to you and I as a ‘weekday’), he is quick to make sure the hired help do not have bigger cojones than he does. His Brazilian namesake, it seems, failed to perform such stringent checks.

The tubby striker picked up some ladies in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night, but the motel room turned into an outright sausagefest when it transpired that both girls were transvestites. The former men

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Posted: April 29th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Which married England player misbehaved at his club’s Christmas party?


Yet another ‘baller misuses a festive social gathering

Rumour Vine

Rumour: A Premier League and England player steamrollered two girls in the back of his car during his club’s Christmas party. At the end of the evening, he was far too intoxicated to drive the thing home, so he had to beg his wife to come to the party in a taxi so that she could drive them both home in the same car he had been entertaining his guests in earlier.

The Spoiler’s truth-o-meter: This one came from inside the club camp, so it stinks of authenticity.

Update: Hey Sherlock, need some help deducing identity of the player? The Kickette ladies are getting all methodical about the denouement process.

And remember, the rumour doesn’t state that the incident definitely took place during the most recent festive season…

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Posted: April 16th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Which randy player is causing unrest in his national squad?


And that’s why you don’t sleep with your boss’ wife

Rumour Vine

A former Premier League player is said to have slept with another man’s wife. Unfortunately for the player, that man is also the manager of his national team (unlike England, one that actually wins things sometimes).

Said gaffer found out about the sexy rendezvous, and was so incensed that the player has not been picked for the squad since, despite his excellent form at his current club.

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Posted: April 9th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Magazine claims the Beckhams are bored of America


Have Britain’s top celebrities grown sick of the taste of glitter?

David and Victoria Beckham

It feels like David and Victoria Beckham have hardly been in LA for long enough to get the curtains up in the spare room, but if a report in OK! magazine is to be believed – and why wouldn’t it? – they are already suffering from that crippling syndrome that can hit celebrity and riff-raff alike: boredom.

“He’d be very happy if someone would buy out his Galaxy contract,” a source helpfully whispered to the magazine, as he would like to be closer to his family. Heaven knows the idea of five years of nitwit celebrities chewing your ear off about their silly projects is not one that anyone this side of sanity should be expected to endure, but while we’re on the subject of people in their right mind, who does he think is going to take over that NASA-sized contract?

Adding to the desire to return to the UK,

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Posted: March 17th, 2008 by Ed Needham

Update: Wangs want David Beckham on their wangs


Mr B looks fierce on prophylactic box, adulterous in da club

Beckham Condoms

I posted a story in January about David Beckham’s appearance on the packaging of China’s best selling condoms, and it’s been doing the internet rounds again this week. It’s worth pointing out not because The Spoiler is so ahead of the game, nor to remind you of my greatest ever headline, but because images of the packaging have emerged. And yes, the manly pose, tiger skin and strapline ‘Now with less lead & toxins’ do make me want to eBay some of those babies. Rawr!

In other Beckham news, the great man was snapped this week hugging it out with an attractive lady in Seoul night spot The Circle Club:

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Posted: March 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Premier League rumours: drugs and sex special


The latest gossip to be whispered in our ears

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Rumour: An Aston Villa first team player was seen doing cocaine at a private party last year.

The Spoiler’s truth-o-meter:
A friend claims to have seen this act first-hand, although how he would have escaped the Premier League’s random testing without pulling a

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Posted: January 28th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Cristiano Ronaldo wore sunglasses during sex


Manchester Utd star tried to hide black eye in steamrollering session

Ronaldo

During Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Roma in October last year, orgy expert Cristiano Ronaldo picked up a black eye, following some rough housing from Mirko Vucinic. At a press conference a few days later, he wore sunglasses and a baseball cap, and nonchalantly shrugged: ‘It’s OK, in four or five days I will be beautiful again.”

Ronny’s aesthetic setback, however, didn’t halt the steam

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Posted: January 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey