C-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique

Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of the relationship with an FHM photoshoot and tell-all interview.

Of his world famous steamrollering technique, Gabriela says:

“Ronaldo lets himself be dominated in bed. He’s very affectionate in bed. He’s not aggressive at all. He lets things flow.”

Bundesliga beauty speaks of Frenchman’s ‘charm’

Croatian singer, model, socialite and writer Nives Celzijus has gained a huge following in Germany since her husband Dino Drpić joined Karlsruher SC. Her fame has arisen from a combination of steamy photoshoots, sexy claims (such as her claim that she boffed her husband on the pitch where England lost a vital Euro 2008 qualifier), and her regular column for newspaper Bild.

Nives usually uses her column inches in Europe’s biggest newspaper to single out the most attractive players in the Bundesliga, and her most recent is no expception.

Firstly, she calls attention to players with long hair: apparently, the likes of Andriy Voronin cannot get away with a long mane, but handsome devils like Nesta or Nuno Gomes can pull it off.

Don’t let the man bottom in the video grab put you off

Nives Celzijus is the Playboy model who done it with her husband Dino Drpić in the middle of the pitch, and apparently she is some kind of popstar in Croatia. Here’s what we learn from this video:

1. Europop rocks, ja!
2. Continental Europeans are more than happy to see simulated sex acts in mainstream music videos.
3. If you are ever in a Croatian hotel and two policemen arrive at your door, they will probably want to engage in overt homoerotic acts, go swimming, or both.

Spoiler bonus: More Nives here

Playboy model who enjoys a spot of love making on the pitch

Defender Dino Drpić has spent his entire career at Dinamo Zagreb, and is generally well-loved. His ability to focus on the pitch however, has been affected by arguments with team mates, scuffles with police men and a gambling addiction that he deems “incurable.”

One of his biggest distractions, though, is his wife Nives Celzijus, a Playboy model whose penchant for ill-fitting bikini tops is only matched by her penchant for outdoor boffing.

The 27-year-old is currently promoting her book Gola Istina (’The Naked Truth’), where she admits she had relations with Drpić on the pitch at the Maksimir Stadium - the same place England lost their vital Euro 2008 qualifier with Croatia:

“Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty.”

The ladies - they cannot resist this handsome devil

Sampdoria striker Antonio Cassano is known for his short temper and on-pitch hissy fits, yet in his autobiography, the 26-year-old reveals his near-legendary inability to keep his pants on when attractive women are around. Cassano, who once called the irrefutably-gifted Rosaria Cannavò his girlfriend, claims to have put away somewhere in the region of 700 ladies. Our German friends at Bild report:

“I was engaged four times in eleven years, and I experienced some adventures. I slept with between 600 and 700 girls, 20 of whom belong to the world of the show business.”

During his time at Real Madrid - where his constant unprofessional behaviour and displays of “disrespect” towards Fabio Capello saw him sidelined and suspended - Cassano enjoyed some of his best steamrollering years. The Italian says sex before games was frequent, and he could invite whomever he wanted to the team hotel. Once he had had his way with a lady, he claims he would exchange them with a friend who worked at a hotel for “three or four croissants.” He called sex and a meal “the perfect night,” but neglected to mention how football fitted into the equation.

Nowadays, Casanno is settled down with Carolina Marcialis, a 17-year-old water polo player.

Man does Portuguese star’s reputation no damage whatsoever

Slow down ladies, the man pictured above isn’t Portuguese man-o’-sex Cristiano Ronaldo, but 21-year-old professional impersonator Jaime Wright. He commands a fee of up to £800 per day working for Fake Faces (an agency which also offers the worst John Terry look-alikes known to man), and has been using his powers for evil of late.

The People have published an interview where Wright claims to have tricked his way into the private boudoirs of up to five beautiful women:

“I was in a club in Manchester and these three girls just came up and said ‘You are Ronaldo’. I didn’t say that I was and I didn’t say that I wasn’t. We went back to a hotel and had a great night.

“Some of the girls haven’t realised I am not the real deal until the next morning.

“I just say to them, ‘I’ve got something to tell you’. Luckily they always find it funny.”

Jaime Wright should be applauded not only for being able to pull off this kind of sexy trick, but also for finding five women in the UK who the real Ronaldo hasn’t already slept with. Seriously, that must’ve taken some extensive research.

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This girl really knows her stuff…

As mentioned just yesterday, former-WAG Danielle Lloyd has recently opened a sex school in Nuts magazine, and not a minute too soon. The Spoiler has been bumbling around for years, totally unable to tell whether anything taking place between those sweaty sheets was in any way worthwhile. Some days, it felt like such a chore.

Now, today, Danielle tells us: “It can be a pleasurable experience for both parties and there’s always the chance she’ll repay the favour!”

Yeah, um, you’ve lost us there, Lloyd.

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No, it’s not Effenberg…

While the German men of football wile away the hours off the pitch having statues of their faces fashioned from gold, or wining and dining their closest friends, professional sportswomen don’t always have it so good. Eva Roob, a fraulein, couldn’t make ends meet playing professionally for Nuremberg, so took to doing a spot of pornography during the evenings to boost her income. But with sex scenes going on until about 5am, she complains, and training starting at 10am, it all started getting a little bit too stressful. She had to make a choice.

Sex fans will be glad to hear that she now operates under the moniker Samira Sammer, and took the fleshier of the two routes.

[Marca]