This girl really knows her stuff…

As mentioned just yesterday, former-WAG Danielle Lloyd has recently opened a sex school in Nuts magazine, and not a minute too soon. The Spoiler has been bumbling around for years, totally unable to tell whether anything taking place between those sweaty sheets was in any way worthwhile. Some days, it felt like such a chore.

Now, today, Danielle tells us: “It can be a pleasurable experience for both parties and there’s always the chance she’ll repay the favour!”

Yeah, um, you’ve lost us there, Lloyd.

[Nuts]

Welcome to Sex School, everyone!

The Spoiler has been poking and prodding around for years, getting sex all wrong. It’s humiliating and unsatisfactory, and there is nothing worse than having to thank your wife/girlfriend for putting up with you, you know, like sexually. So thank Christ for former WAG Danielle Lloyd’s new sex column in the gentleman’s favourite, Nuts magazine!

She’s wearing specs, which means she is taking the whole thing very seriously (why else would she risk looking ugly?), and this week, she tells us: “Try a sex ban one night - it’ll leave you both gagging for it next time!”

Great advice, Lloyd. Shouldn’t be too much of a push, to be honest.

[Nuts]