It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF

Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery  - enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former baseball pro Doug Reinhardt - but enters the big leagues this week after snaring Cristiano Ronaldo at an LA nightclub.   

Glamour model, sex tape star, fan of rotary telephones

Before 2002, Abi Titmuss was simply a nurse who had found love with former Blue Peter presneter John Leslie. When the naughty substance-loving Scot was embroiled in a rape scandal, Abi seized an opportunity to launch a career in the limelight (nothing like profiting from a loved one’s misfortune, eh?).

Her popularity was aided by her willingness to be naked in front of a camera, an appearance in an infamous sex tape, and relationships with celebrities including former Manchester Utd midfielder Lee Sharpe.

The sex tape star who held the Hand of God

Fans of yesterday’s WAG Zaira Nara will be pleased to see her sister Wanda featuring today. The Argentinean model hit headlines in 2006 after rumours of an affair with Diego Maradona - a rumour that she confirmed and he denied. Not long after, she contributed to the vast milieu of leaked internet sex tapes, which put an end to her well publicised reputation as a virgin.

Currently, she is married to former Barcelona and current Grêmio striker Maxi López.

Guess what this lady does for a living…

Gifted with huge disposable income and an unfamiliarity with scruples, world class footballers often turn their attention to ladies of the night in their free time.

Brazilian striker Vagner Love  - the chap dented Aston Villa’s chances of progressing to the next round of the UEFA Cup last night - enjoyed a night with escort and porn star Pamela Butt in 2008, evidence of which is freely available on the web in video form.

One would think that endorsement from a footballer would be great for business, but the Brazilian temptress was unhappy that so many people got so to see going at it for free:

‘I’m very well paid to have sex on camera, but I earned nothing for this. I am two people: Pamela the actress and Pamela the private lady, and today the private lady is defiled.’

Love was much less concerned by the sex tape leak, admitting that his amorous reputation does not “unsettle” him.

Say hello to an American socialite with a large bottom

Kim Kardashian has two prominent links to American football - not only is she the daughter of Robert Kardashian, the lawyer who helped possible-murderer-definite-armed-robber OJ Simpson escape prison back in the day, but she is currently at it with New Orleans Saints poster boy Reggie Bush.

The second most famous Baywatch blonde

If you ever caught an episode of the most popular television show of all time, you may have noticed a certain blonde lady who helped to defend humanity against the ocean. That blonde lady was probably the generously-constructed Pamela Anderson, but Gena Lee Nolin was also world renowned for her slow-motion running and ability to wear a red swimsuit.

These days, Gena is living with her third husband (her first marriage lasted a month and a day) Cale Hulse, a Canadian NHL star who hung up his puck and punching gloves in 2006.

This woman models AND presents television programmes

Pretty Daniela is a popular face in Brazil, thanks to her time hosting MTV, and her heart warming romance with the original Ronaldo - you know, the fat one who may or may not have paid for gender bending prostitutes. He used to be brilliant at football, but can now be found smearing chocolate into his belly and muttering about playing for Man City. Yeah, him.

Anyway, the two went out, they got married for a bit - eighty-six days, according to reports - and then they split up. She has since gone on to do many things, most of them involving wearing some kind of bikini and being on television. Plus she famously had sex in the ocean with her boyfriend, then went mental because someone posted the evidence on Youtube.

Gasp at some steamy pictures after the jump…

Playboy model who is currently enjoying a ‘cyber-romance’ with fugly Barcelona star

Leo Messi isn’t the most handsome sportsman in the world, but that hasn’t stopped him pursuing Playboy model and popular Argentinean media figure Luciana Salazar. The 27-year-old blonde is currently based in Buenos Aires, so with the exception of one phone call, their relationship has thus far blossomed exclusively online.

Apparently, Leo was planning dedicate a goal to her against Brazil last week with an ‘L for Luciana/loser’ hand salute. Unfortunately, that goal never happened, and Luciana and her ginormous chest remain un-saluted.