Some NSFW WAG controversy from the boot-shaped nation

Italians might just be the luckiest folks on Earth: their weather is exceptional, their lifestyles relatively relaxed and their TV stations are jam-packed full of gorgeous women who constantly break out into sexy dance routines for absolutely no reason.

Football show Controcampo (”Offside”) broadcasts on the Mediaset network owned by Italian PM /sex pest Silvio Berlusconi, so its consistently high standards of salacious Waggery is unsurprising. Prominent alumni include Elisabetta Cannalis, Federica Fontana and Chilean model Maria Jose Lopez, the ex-wife of West Ham’s Luis Jimenez.

Ms Lopez - who hit headlines earlier this year for her involvement in a violent  love triangle that earned her a divorce from Jimenez - finds herself back in the spotlight this morning, as she has been sacked from Controcampo.

On the latest edition of the show,

Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen kisses girls, does other rude stuff

With a contract at one of the biggest football clubs in the world and a girlfriend who has won the Dutch FHM Sexiest Woman in the World award twice, it’s no exaggeration to say Wesley Sneijder is the greatest man alive.

His unpronounceable ladyfriend Yolanthe Cabau van Kasbergen not only has fabulous good looks and eight sisters (!), but she is also willing to commit some extremely sexy/bizarre acts to film. Look here! She’s licking cream off of a friend’s bottom in a car park! Look above! She’s kissing a lady! And look below! She’s helping old people cross the street in her underwear for absolutely no reason!

Plenty more NSFW-ish Yolanthe videos after the jump…

This isn’t just a WAG, it’s an M&S WAG

When Marks & Spencer received flak for charging extra for bigger bra sizes, they were quick to spin the negative press into something positive, by rolling out a traffic-halting Billboard campaign featuring a fantastic, yet anonymous pair of breasts. The owner of the coveted 32E rack was eventually revealed to be lingerie model Natalie Suliman, who has been the romantic accomplice of Sunderland’s Kieran Richardson for two years.

The Liverpool model with a Manchester Utd toy boy

When we saw this picture, we knew it was only a matter of time before Federico Macheda bagged himself a partner befitting of a rambunctious Manchester Utd star. The Italian has done exactly that, after taking a liking to the Facebook profile picture of model, singer and actress Sophie Larissa Houghton. The couple ‘poked’ one another for a times, and have since enjoyed a string of dates.

The 19-year-old Wirral-based model is now the youngest WAG at Old Trafford, but is still two years older than Kiko.

Crouchie’s better half has a sexy workout

Want to see an attractive blonde mime badly to ‘Baby One More Time’ without having to attend Britney Spears’ god-awful show at the O2 Arena tonight? Well friend, you are in luck.

In the latest video from the phone advertising campaign that brought you some people dancing in a train station and some people singing in Trafalgar Square, Abbey Clancy and her gym buddies are butchering the greatest ever pop song to be written about spousal abuse.

Loads more pictures after the jump…

Yet another Brazilian beauty to have fallen for Adriano’s charm

This avid thong wearer (note the tan lines) goes by the name Veronica Araujo, and she shares three things in common with WAG No. 319 Ellen Cardoso and WAG No. 320 Joana Machado: she is Brazilian, she isn’t shy and she has been steamrollered by troubled Inter Milan striker Adriano.

Argentinean model with an appropriately-named boyfriend

Perform a quick Google image search of Argentinean model Melina Pitra and you will learn two things: she is is hot enough to make clergymen weep, and she is very keen to display her fabulous derriere.

Keen to draw more attention to her greatest asset, the 23-year-old has snared an aptly named footballer - Independiente goalkeeper Fabián Assmann.

Playboy model who enjoys a spot of love making on the pitch

Defender Dino Drpić has spent his entire career at Dinamo Zagreb, and is generally well-loved. His ability to focus on the pitch however, has been affected by arguments with team mates, scuffles with police men and a gambling addiction that he deems “incurable.”

One of his biggest distractions, though, is his wife Nives Celzijus, a Playboy model whose penchant for ill-fitting bikini tops is only matched by her penchant for outdoor boffing.

The 27-year-old is currently promoting her book Gola Istina (’The Naked Truth’), where she admits she had relations with Drpić on the pitch at the Maksimir Stadium - the same place England lost their vital Euro 2008 qualifier with Croatia:

“Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us and he finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch. It was very naughty.”