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Some very sexy relaxation is going down at a hotel pool somewhere in the Far East. Ignore Edwin van der Sar’s woeful backstroke technique and enjoy.

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Massimo Oddo foils €150,000 extortion plan

Massimo Oddo can sympathise with Spider-Man, as he too has a blessing that is also a curse. His rugged good looks have earned him the affections of pornstars and a delightfully homoerotic fashion shoot, but they also nearly cost him €150,000.

Bild are reporting that the Bayern Munich defender was recently seduced by two sexy (and presumably female) police officers in Italy. They photographed him in “compromising” positions, and two months ago, threatened to publish them if he did not stump up €150,000. Thoughtfully, they also showed the pictures to his wife - and the mother of his two children - Claudia Crivelli.

Oddo pretended

A preview of the ladies you’ll see grunting on grass next week

In just three days, the world’s media will be devoting their attention to SW19, where the best grass courts in the world will be covered up while you watch classic replays from the seventies. If the inclement weather stops long enough for a spot of tennis, however, all eyes will be on Maria Sharapova and French Open winner Ana Ivanovic. To whet your appetite for all that much-slower-than-the-mens-but-great-to-watch action, the lovely ladies are staring in a new campaign to promote the hotly-anticipated* Sony Ericsson Championships in Qatar.

*Actually, no one cares that much

Sexy bonus: Here’s a much more impressive advert featuring Ana Ivanovic and Daniella Hantuchova…