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How John Terry’s conversation with Roman Abramovich went down
[Dirty Tackle]

Another Newcastle takeover bid falls thorugh
[Sky Sports]

Shaquille O’Neal issues a Twitter challenge to David Beckham
[Off The Post]

Hull want Dean Ashton to warm their injury table
[EatSleepSport]

How to double your wages, by Kolo Toure
[Daily Mail]

The Special One touts himself for the Manchester Utd job
[Football365]

Liverpool pay £60m of their refinancing deal
[The Independent]

Basketball legend perfects penalty saving technique

Ben Foster was able to save Jamie O’Hara’s penalty in yesterday’s Carling Cup final after he watched footage of Tottenham spot kicks on Manchester Utd goalkeeping coach Eric Steele’s iPod. Presumably, 7ft 1in basketball star Shaquille O’Neal has also had access to the magical mp3 player.

Spoiler bonus: Shaq isn’t the only b’baller with mad football skills

[The Offside]

Basketball legend finds perfect way to stretch tight calf muscles

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Basketball megastar drops it like it’s hot

Basketball legend Shaquille O’Neal is currently going through a messy divorce with wife Shaunie, on account that she was “secretive about her assets … particularly with respect to certain properties owned or titled in either [her] name alone or in other entities.” Accordingly, the court has been given documents detailing all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities held between the couple.

The paperwork, according to Sports by Brooks, showed that Shaq is currently raking in $2million a month from his Miami Heat contract and various sponsorship deals. And get ready to catch that jaw as it