Getting married AND releasing a DVD about fitness? Wow

While the rest of us gorged on cooked meat and strong European lager over the festive season, one of the nation’s many racist glamour models was keeping herself very busy indeed.

Danielle Lloyd - her who has gone almost a full year without telling Shilpa Shetty to “fuck off home” - was spotted

It was fine when she stuck to Movida and ‘whites

The Royal Albert Hall - home of the second largest pipe organ in the land, opened in 1871, famous for the Proms, dedicated to the loyal husband of Queen Victoria. And now eternally smudged by the presence of Danielle Lloyd.

Last night, the controversial WAG made a move akin to Jim Davidson headlining at Gay Pride