So tiny, even Shaun Wright-Phillips didn’t make the cut!

After hearing about the Brazilian dwarf team Giants of the North, we at The Spoiler decided to compile a list of Premier League players most suited to play the short-but-valiant side.

So here are the players least likely to trouble a defence when they go up for corners:

Goalkeeper Jimmy Walker (West Ham) 5ft 11in

Left-back Leighton Baines (Everton) 5ft 7in

Right-back Tony Hibbert (Everton) 5ft 8in

Centre-back Danny Gabbidon (West Ham) 5ft 9.5in

Centre-back Andy Todd (Derby) 5ft 10in