We’ve all experimented with new walks - the deliberate limp, the Travolta strut, the hilarious mince - and there’s nothing wrong with that. Unless, of course, you try them out in public places where people can actually see you.

After partying with some cool guys (Method Man, Duncan James from Blue) at London’s disturbingly fashionable Volstead Club, Anton Ferdinand made a big mistake. He chose to showcase his new walk - the duck and roll - in front of some guffawing paparazzi.

Hey Anton, we can see you!