A case of mistaken identity?

Of course, the big news from the weekend - totally ignored by pretty much everyone - was that Rose West was allowed out of prison to attend Michael Ballack’s wedding to his sweetheart, Simone. The pair tied the proverbial knot at Lake Stamberg in Germany, and look, there she is, there’s Rose, standing hauntingly by the car.

At least, we think it’s her.

Simone Lambe and Petra Frings told to stay at home

Last week, we revealed that Croatia is a Pro-WAG nation - players have been banned from seeing friends at their Euro 2008 camp, but have been permitted as many conjugal visits as they please. As a result, they’ve pulled off a perfect record, including a shock victory over the Germans.

Despite this shining example of WAGs working in perfect harmony with a national side, Michael Ballack has declared war on his nations supporting ladies, insisting they are the reason behind Germany’s shaky start:

Skipper Michael Ballack is furious that his team-mates have been seeing too much of their wives and girlfriends.

Ballack and his senior sidekick Torsten Frings were still fuming that the rest of the squad spent the day after their defeat against Croatia last week - which left their quarter-final place