The wife of football’s most nomadic Frenchman

Belgian-born choreographer and dancer Barbara Tausia married Nicolas Anelka in 2007, but their holy union didn’t get off to the best of starts. According to a story in the News of the World, the Chelsea star conducted an affair with a (less attractive) lady named Natalie Merriman. She claimed Nico sent her pictures and saucy messages, and even had the gall to text her on his wedding night.

Model, popstar, lover of Irish goalkeepers

As a goalkeeper who is not deemed good enough to make the Charlton first team, Darren Randolph must have some serious self esteem issues. The on-loan Republic of Ireland star, however, is doing exceptionally well on the WAG front. He currently steps out with Rochelle Wiseman, the singer who featured in S Club Juniors when she was about three years old, and who now forms one fifth of The Saturdays.

Serbia’s finest reality star and pop princess

Until this morning, we had no idea that Hertha Berlin had a central defender named Gojko Kačar. However, thanks to a relationship with Serbian Big Brother contestant, pop star and TV host Ena Popov, he is well and truly on The Spoiler map.

Country singer who has Wagged her way across two sports

As bastions of popular culture, we’re well aware that Taylor Swift is so hot right now, but she isn’t the first young blonde American to take the world of country-tinged pop by storm. Carrie Underwood has been impressing stetson hat-wearing folk since she won American Idol in 2005, and her influence has spread across the world of American football and ice hockey.

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - who currently boffs Jessica Simpson - fuelled rumours of a romance in 2007 when he subtly wrote “I’m dating Carrie Underwood” on his website. At present, she steps out with NHL star Mike Fisher.