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Arsenal stars ambushed by teens, WAGs to gatecrash WC2010 and ref has magic hair


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The Honduran ‘gay kiss’ has opened the floodgates for on-pitch man-love
[Off The Post]

Buoyed by how Thomas Vermaelen has turned out, Wenger is in the market for another Belgian
[Caught Offside]

Jack Wilshere and Gael Clichy mobbed at a milkshake bar in Finchley
[Daily Mail]

Rangers’ DaMarcus Beasley creates in-no-way-tacky jewellery line range
[The Sun]

At least, when the inevitable failure comes, we’ll have some nice pictures to look at
[The Mirror]

Does Mark Clattenburg have the same hairdresser as Stephen Ireland?
[3pm Blog]

Emulate the Premier League’s favourite knee-sliding riot-starter
[Mousebreaker]

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Posted: September 21st, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Tributes pour in for Sir Bobby Robson, Darren Bent slams Daniel Levy on Twitter


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Sir Bobby Robson receives a Lifetime Achievement award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year 2007 awards
[Youtube]

Former players and colleagues pay tribute to Sir Bobby
[BBC]

Darren Bent: ”Do I wanna go Hull City NO. Do I wanna go stoke NO do I wanna go sunderland YES so stop f****** around, Levy”
[Guardian]

Andrey Arshavin discusses the teams he has faced since joining Arsenal
[Daily Mail]

West Ham sign Swiss left-back Fabio Daprela
[Sky Sports]

The Andrea Pirlo to Chelsea rumours still won’t go away
[Goal]

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Posted: July 31st, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Why Manchester Utd will struggle next season


No one can put it on target!

In a completely original challenge that bears no similarity to any events that may or may not have occurred in a Soccer AM car park, Manchester Utd’s elite played the ‘Hublot Clock Challenge’ during their Far East tour.

While this publicity stunt has convinced The Spoiler that the artisans at Hublot create fine timepieces, we’re not so convinced that Utd will have an easy time finding the net in 2009/10.

Sir Alex’s attempts to make amends for his players’ inability to place the ball is commendable, but perhaps he wouldn’t have had to step up if Carlos Tevez and Cristiano Ronaldo were still on the books?

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Posted: July 27th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Video: Manchester United fans never wanted Carlos Tevez to stay, honest


Maybe the “Fergie, sign him up” chants were meant to be ironic?

Speak to a Manchester United fan today and they will more than likely tell you that they’re glad to see the back of Carlos Tevez. After all, he was nothing more than a headless chicken who didn’t score enough goals and had a rubbish second season. Funnily enough, that wasn’t the impression they gave directors at the conclusion of their final home game last season against Arsenal.

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Posted: July 14th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Video: Manchester United’s newest signing in action


Gabriel Obertan is already the subject of YouTube compilations

Manchester United today confirmed the signing of Bordeaux winger Gabriel Obertan for £3 million - 3.75% of the Cristiano Ronaldo funded transfer kitty.

The 20-year-old was named MVP of the prestigious Toulon Tournament last month but hadn’t enjoyed much success at club level with either Bordeaux or on loan at Lorient last season, prompting boss Laurent Blanc to express surprise at Manchester United’s interest.

The Frenchman looks promising in this YouTube tribute but The Spoiler always treats these with caution after being conned a couple of years ago by a video making Julien Faubert look like a faster version of Ronaldo.

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Posted: July 8th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Man United and Chelsea plan Real Madrid raid, Barcelona linked with Andrey Arshavin


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Klaas Jan Huntelaar

Klaas Jan Huntelaar to Manchester United
The Spoiler admires Sir Alex Ferguson for being bold enough to take a gamble on Michael Owen but he couldn’t risk placing all his eggs in the 29-year-old’s hole-ridden basket. Therefore, the rumours that United are after another striker aren’t too surprising, with The Sun speculating that £20 million-rated Real Madrid man Huntelaar is a target.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Far from being another Afonso Alves who can only score in the Eredivisie, Huntelaar managed a respectable eight goals in 13 starts and seven sub appearances in Spain last season. Real Madrid are unlikely to get back what they paid for him though considering they are selling just six months after buying and have made it clear they need to get rid of players.

Wesley Sneijder to Chelsea
With Real Madrid increasingly looking like the only club capable of prising Franck Ribery away from Bayern Munich, The Daily Telegraph are reporting

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Posted: July 7th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Manchester United eye a Brazilian striker, Sol Campbell linked with Newcastle


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Luis Fabiano

Luis Fabiano to Manchester United
While Michael Owen stories have dominated today’s back pages, The Daily Mirror claim that Manchester United are offering Sevilla £16 million to try to beat AC Milan to the signing of Brazil striker Fabiano.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Fans probably wouldn’t be too happy to see Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez replaced solely by Antonio Valencia and Owen so it is plausible, especially considering the latter’s injury record, that Sir Alex Ferguson will want another attacking option.

Yuri Zhirkov to Chelsea
Chelsea completed their first summer signing last night, bringing in Middlesbrough’s reserve keeper Ross Turnbull - who conceded seven goals

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Posted: July 3rd, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Man United are favourites to sign Michael Owen


Could the former Liverpool striker be heading to Old Trafford?

Michael Owen

If the bookmakers are to be believed, Manchester United could be on the verge of filling the Carlos Tevez sized gap in their squad with a striker who is sincere, clean & fresh and, most importantly of all, first class.

The Red Devils are now down to evens with Sky Bet to sign former Newcastle forward Michael Owen, having previously been available at 20/1.

Coincidentally, Karim Benzema’s move to Real Madrid prompted discussion in The Spoiler office yesterday about the possibility of Sir Alex Ferguson signing a domestic striker to play second fiddle to Wayne Rooney and Dimitar Berbatov next season. Unfortunately, as we were only factoring Premier League strikers into the equation, Owen slipped our mind.

Do you think there is any substance to the rumour or have there simply been some misguided bets placed this afternoon? If not Owen, are there any strikers playing in England who it might be worth United gambling on? Let us know your opinion with a comment below.

UPDATE: Owen is now 4/7 4/9 to join Manchester United.

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Posted: July 2nd, 2009 by Michael Lintorn