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John Barnes, Pat Cash and Austin Powers Healey want you to buy Mars bars

This is the kind of skateboarding we want to see
[WithLeather]

Spot the difference: Steven Gerrard’s kiss v Ryan Giggs’ kiss
[Pies]

Liverpool target Queen lovin’ defender David Wheater
[Caught Offside]

Chelsea have reportedly sealed the long anticipated Yuri Zhirkov deal
[Daily Mail]

Frank Lampard’s pouty ex Elen Rives is about to become 14 million Euros heavier
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Robinho wants to make it quite clear that he didn’t move to Manchester City for the money, which is why he took a helicopter to training this week
[The Offside]

Abbey Clancy looks rather good in her latest photoshoot
[FHM]

Video: Skateboarding on the Autobahn, anyone?
[Grid Crasher]

Has Michael Ballack kissed and made up with Oliver Bierhoff?
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US Open tennis: Andy Murray must end the curse of debuting semi-finalists
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Chaos at Portsmouth as Harry Redknapp forgets to close the transfer window
[The Gaffer]