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Face first and unconscious

The Skiing World Cup is well underway in Kitzbuehel, and those showy Americans have been at their showboating again. Scott Macartney from Seattle didn’t go for the usual sprint finish in the downhill skiing event, but instead went for a slide-across-the-line-on-your-unconscious-face effort. Fancy Dans like this are

Bjorn Einar Romoren learns about gravity the hard way

A relationship with WAG Belen Rodriguez may be bad for your health, but jumping off a huge ski ramp with only one ski could be a little worse.