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Fancy some spread betting on the FA Cup Final?
[chickendinner]

Revving Girls: the least eco-friendly foot fetish out there
[Grid Crasher]

Avram Grant spent last night with shameless WAG Z-lister Chanelle Hayes
[Chelsea Pies]

Ex-Basketball Legend Charles Barkley owes $400,000 to a casino
[WithLeather]

Find out which film Anna Kournikova just watched and other trifling nonsense on her revamped official website
[Kournikova.com]

Sky Sports’ slightly depressing new advert
[101GreatGoals]

American sports agency apologises for ‘forgetting about David Beckham’
[The Offside Rules]

Very funny: Extending album art
[Best Week Ever]

Anchorman drops the F-bomb on our antipodean friends

While preparing a link for Sky Sports’ Australian equivalent Fox Sports, clean cut commentator Richard Keys done a very naughty word. Unfortunately for him, his faux-pas was broadcast live to our laid back colonial subjects.

Interestingly, I had the exact same blasphemous reaction when I first noticed how hairy his hands were. I’m glad he waxed them, I’m getting an HD TV soon…

[101 Great Goals]

Sky Sports pundit fails to retain composure on live television

Mad props to the crazy kids at Pies for spotting Thommo’s reaction to Riise’s late own goal last night. Obviously unaware that he was partaking in a live broadcast, the ex-Liverpool defender was in his default ‘down the boozer’ mode, and started shouting like he had just sunk a fiver playing Hangman on the quiz machine.

If this is the level of professionalism tolerated at Sky, Ian Wright should get his CV down there pronto.

Comedy duo get us all excited about the beautiful game

Next Thursday sees the return of one of the best comedy shows on the box, That Mitchell and Webb Look. To whet our appetites, the BBC have posted a brilliant parody of the over-the-top football promotion on Sky Sports. Enjoy.

[Who Ate All The Pies]

The best sports programming on the telebox tonight

Tonight, the last two first leg ties fo the fifth round of the Cop del Rey are played, with Atletico and Real going in as favourites. Have a punt on the matches using our oddschicken, then look forward to settling down with a San Miguel (or a less stereotypical beverage if you prefer) tonight.

Atletico Madrid/ Valladolid (Sky Sports 1, 7pm)
Mallorca/ Real Madrid (Sky Sports 1, 9pm)