Scouse man still stealing famous people’s voices

Liverpool fan Darren Farley has taken the interwebs by storm with his thoroughly accurate takes on the likes of Gerrard, Carragher and Crouchie. Here he is working his vocal magic again, and you can see what happened when he was interviewed by Sky Sports News after the jump…

Anti-Geordie email read live on TV

When Kevin Keegan’s position at Newcastle looked to be under threat, hundreds of faithful Magpies turned out at St James’ Park to voice their concerns. No such thing happened at Upton Park when Curbs made an impromptu exit yesterday, and a Hammers fan was quick to suggest a socioeconomic reason for this to the people at Sky Sports News. The embarrassed presenter clearly regrets reading out the email as soon it leaves his lips…

Hark, it’s the village idiot!

Everyone knows that those idiots who stand behind live reporters gurning and waving to their invisible friends grow up to be unfathomable cretins. This will come as very bad news to anyone who happens to count David Bentley as their pal.

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