Lessons in breathing and blinking expected to follow

Presumably inspired by Cristiano Ronaldo’s propensity to stay up all night entertaining the ladies, Manchester Utd have given certain players professional assistance with going to sleep:

The sleep coach visited the club training HQ last month.”It was a voluntary thing, so the whole squad didn’t attend - but quite a few of the lads did.

“Since then he’s been to a good few of their homes.

“He told them to pay more attention to what they sleep on and that they had to take account of height