Slovakia’s only greatest contribution to western civilisation

It’s difficult to fathom how The Spoiler has managed to go 160 days without mentioning fabulously attractive Slovak model Adriana Karembeu (née Sklenaříková), but we are finally making up for it today. Adriana is best known for causing traffic accidents with her Wonderbra billboard campaign, and her 49-inch legs have landed her a spot in the Guinness book of World Records.

As her surname suggests, ten years ago she married former Middlesbrough and French defensive midfielder Christian Karembeu.

Tennis star is both tall AND thin

Daniela, semi finalist at the Australian Open not so long ago, is a tall skinny woman from Slovakia. Her distinguishing features include a two-handed backhand (pretty standard now) and the ability to look stern and unlovable on the court, but then surprisingly alluring when photographed off it. Some might put that down to the use of black and white in the pictures, others might not.