Five out of five for Capello’s men

England 2/ Ukraine 1
It was far from a vintage performance, but last night England continued their 100 per cent success rate in World Cup 2010 Qualification, a feat that only Spain and Holland can also boast.

Premiership flop Andriy Schevchenko (or “ShevSHenko” as David Pleat insists) made the Three Lions regret sitting back on a one goal lead, but thankfully John Terry saved the day with his 85th minute effort.

Spoiler bonus: Wondering why Fabio’s least favourite striker celebrated with a ‘rope pull’ manoeuvre? Smithy told him to do it…