Soup du jour model likes her men hairless and vain

Those with far too much free time will have seen the first episode of Big Brother last Thursday, where a pair of 30GG breasts entered the house, followed a few minutes later by their owner Sophie Reade. (Throw the 20-year-old’s name into Google images and you will see the nature of her employment, provided the ‘Safesearch’ option is turned off.)

By posing for Playboy unencumbered by clothing in 2008, the Cheshire model fulfilled her ‘greatest ambition’, and also revealed her love of a certain Manchester Utd star. When asked ‘Which celebrity gets her hot?’, Sophie said:

Christiano Ronaldo has a brooding Spanish charm and he is incredibly athletic so I wouldn’t have to worry about him flaking out on me.

Playboy are keen to stress that Sophie failed all her GCSEs, which may explain her love of the Portuguese star’s ‘Spanish charm’. Playboy shouldn’t feel too smug though - they manage to spell the name of the world’s most famous footballer incorrectly. Twice.

The interview continues:

Describe your dream date and with whom?
It would be with Christiano Ronaldo who would shower me