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Celebrate Friday with an avalanche of inadvertent man love…

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Cheers to Simon Bagel and eRe. The rest after the jump…

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Posted: November 13th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Massimo Oddo is a fan of Kaka’s ball juggling skills


AC Milan defender uses the sexy to get Brazilian’s attention…

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Spotted at [ONTD Football]

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Posted: November 5th, 2009 by Richard Gilzene

Dani Alves gives Leo Messi an unpleasant surprise


Barcelona stars get lost in the moment in Malaga

Dani Alves and Leo Messi

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Posted: September 28th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Fabio Capello warns Beckham, Everton target £15m midfielder and a hot Real Madrid WAG


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A classic goal celebration FAIL! unearthed by talkSPORT

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It’s unpronounceable Real Madrid WAG Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen
[Kickette]

Everton target £15m PSG midfielder Stephane Sessegnon
[Daily Mail]

Fabio Capello tells David Beckham he is playing on the wrong continent
[Sky Sports]

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Posted: August 10th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Cristiano Ronaldo gives Raul an unpleasant surprise


Oversexed winger takes out frustration on Madrid captain

Cristiano Ronaldo and Raul Sporno

Tonight, Cristiano Ronaldo will enjoy his first game as a Real Madrid player, against a team he admits he has “never heard of” (that’ll be Shamrock Rovers, a side with whom The Spoiler only had the most passing familiarity).

Training seems to be going well, although it would appear that the Portuguese star is having difficulty locating unscrupulous ladies in Ireland. Either that, or he has found a forceful way to persuade Raul into giving him the number seven shirt.

This wonderful sport/ porn hybrid was brought to our attention by the miscreants at Dirty Tackle. They don’t deserve £10 prize money - they’d only spend it on binoculars and gaffer tape - but you could earn some cash if you send us some Sporno and we use it.


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Posted: July 20th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Turkish football looks like fun


Some unusual defending from the Turkcell Süper Lig

Turkcell Süper Lig Sporno

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Posted: June 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Unseen picture: Michael Ballack gets overfamiliar with Barcelona star


He didn’t even get booked! It’s a f**king disgrace!

Michael Ballack and Sergi Busquets

Michael Ballack may have avoided physical contact with Tom Henning Øvrebø, but Sergi Busquets wasn’t so lucky.

Top marks to the anonymous fellow who spotted this sport/ porn hybrid. If you’ve seen any great Sporno, send it here and we’ll send you one thousand shiny English pennies if we use it.


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Posted: May 13th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Arsenal and Liverpool track Dutch striker, Cannavaro explains City rejection


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Video: Romanian coach happy slaps his players
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Arsenal and Liverpool track Dutch striker Mounir El Hamdaoui
[The Sun]

WAG Imogen Thomas and Danny Simpson hit the town
[Kickette]

Fabio Cannavaro tells us why he shunned Manchester City
[Tribal Football]

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Posted: April 30th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey