Celebrate Friday with an avalanche of inadvertent man love…

Cheers to Simon Bagel and eRe. The rest after the jump…

AC Milan defender uses the sexy to get Brazilian’s attention…

Spotted at [ONTD Football]

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Barcelona stars get lost in the moment in Malaga

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A classic goal celebration FAIL! unearthed by talkSPORT

Which Chelsea player winds you up the most?
[Pies]

Our friends at COS discover some Sporno
[Caught Offside]

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It’s unpronounceable Real Madrid WAG Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen
[Kickette]

Everton target £15m PSG midfielder Stephane Sessegnon
[Daily Mail]

Fabio Capello tells David Beckham he is playing on the wrong continent
[Sky Sports]

Oversexed winger takes out frustration on Madrid captain

Tonight, Cristiano Ronaldo will enjoy his first game as a Real Madrid player, against a team he admits he has “never heard of” (that’ll be Shamrock Rovers, a side with whom The Spoiler only had the most passing familiarity).

Training seems to be going well, although it would appear that the Portuguese star is having difficulty locating unscrupulous ladies in Ireland. Either that, or he has found a forceful way to persuade Raul into giving him the number seven shirt.

This wonderful sport/ porn hybrid was brought to our attention by the miscreants at Dirty Tackle. They don’t deserve £10 prize money - they’d only spend it on binoculars and gaffer tape - but you could earn some cash if you send us some Sporno and we use it.

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Some unusual defending from the Turkcell Süper Lig

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He didn’t even get booked! It’s a f**king disgrace!

Michael Ballack may have avoided physical contact with Tom Henning Øvrebø, but Sergi Busquets wasn’t so lucky.

Top marks to the anonymous fellow who spotted this sport/ porn hybrid. If you’ve seen any great Sporno, send it here and we’ll send you one thousand shiny English pennies if we use it.

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Right: Some great Tottenham Sporno spotted by Spoiler reader Ryan on our new favourite website

Video: Romanian coach happy slaps his players
[Dirty Tackle]

Arsenal and Liverpool track Dutch striker Mounir El Hamdaoui
[The Sun]

WAG Imogen Thomas and Danny Simpson hit the town
[Kickette]

Fabio Cannavaro tells us why he shunned Manchester City
[Tribal Football]