Spurs star is really pleased to be playing

Three interesting facts about San Antonio Spurs forward Tim Duncan: he loves attending renaissance fairs in his spare time, he likens his personality to that of Matt Damon’s character in Good Will Hunting and he occasionally likes to ‘pitch a tent’ while doing his thing on the parquet.

Thanks to Sporno fan Calin for the submission. If you’ve spotted a good sport and porn hybrid, send it here and we’ll wing you a cheque for ten English pounds.

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Yes Paolo, we can see you

AC Milan’s 104-year-old defender Paolo Maldini isn’t as spritely as he used to be, so the Italian club appear to have developed new ways of keeping him flexible.

Thanks to Sporno aficionado Derek for the spot.

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Brazilian was intimidated by Raúl’s constant ‘morning glory’

Let’s hope the fourth official made Raúl tape that up before he came on.

Also, Bernd Schuster should make a concerted effort to avoid unintentional Nazi saluting in the future.

[Thanks to Sporno lover Jesús for the awesome submission]

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Basketball legend finds perfect way to stretch tight calf muscles

Thanks to Sporno fan Rodion for noticing Shaquille O’Neal’s moment in the Sporno sun. If you’ve seen any sport/ porn hybrids lately, send them here and earn a tenner.

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Sports website makes crude innuendo

I still can’t quite decide whether this is a genuine headline or a sly mock-up, but thanks go out to Sporno fan Richard for submitting it. If you’ve seen any classic sport and porn hybrids, send them here.

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Pedersen enjoys some ‘face time’ with Jason Roberts

Thanks to Sporno fan Owen for digging out some over-the-top Lancashire celebrations.

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Welshman is willing to meet all of his manager’s demands

Sir Alex and Mr Giggs’ horseplay isn’t clearly pleasing everyone - look at the disgusted lady on the right.

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That’s neither the time nor the place for a testicular check-up

Before their impromptu exit from Euro 96, Scotland defeated Switzerland 1-0. Perhaps if Colin Calderwood and co had spent less time groping the opposition, they would have made it to the knockout stage.

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A baton isn’t just something that Olympic relay runners drop

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This is what egg chasers call ‘banter’

We think this snap is taken from a New Zealand/ South Africa rugger match, but if anyone can confirm this they will win a super special prize*.

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*Super special prize may in fact be a bit rubbish

Lure of Canadian/ Polish/ Belgian striker proves too great

Thanks to Sporno fan Abdu for spotting Rooney’s promiscuous moment with Tomasz Radzinski.

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Oiled-up men in leather trousers in homoerotic shocker

Judging by the picture above, it would seems that wrestling has changed an awful lot since the days of the Million Dollar Man and the Ultimate Warrior. Thanks to Sporno lover Abdu for the spot.

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