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Sporno update! Over-excitement on the basketball court!


Spurs star is really pleased to be playing

San Antonio Spurs’ Tim Duncan

Three interesting facts about San Antonio Spurs forward Tim Duncan: he loves attending renaissance fairs in his spare time, he likens his personality to that of Matt Damon’s character in Good Will Hunting and he occasionally likes to ‘pitch a tent’ while doing his thing on the parquet.

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Posted: October 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

AC Milan star caught doing unusual ’stretching exercise’


Yes Paolo, we can see you

Paolo Maldini

AC Milan’s 104-year-old defender Paolo Maldini isn’t as spritely as he used to be, so the Italian club appear to have developed new ways of keeping him flexible.

Thanks to Sporno aficionado Derek for the spot.


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Posted: September 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Revealed: the reason Robinho wanted to leave Real Madrid


Brazilian was intimidated by Raúl’s constant ‘morning glory’

Raúl González LOVES Real Madrid

Let’s hope the fourth official made Raúl tape that up before he came on.

Also, Bernd Schuster should make a concerted effort to avoid unintentional Nazi saluting in the future.

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Posted: September 22nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Shaq performs an unusual stretching routine


Basketball legend finds perfect way to stretch tight calf muscles

Shaquille O’Neal

Thanks to Sporno fan Rodion for noticing Shaquille O’Neal’s moment in the Sporno sun. If you’ve seen any sport/ porn hybrids lately, send them here and earn a tenner.


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Posted: September 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Keegan and Seaman involved in shocking headline incident


Sports website makes crude innuendo

David Seaman Sporno

I still can’t quite decide whether this is a genuine headline or a sly mock-up, but thanks go out to Sporno fan Richard for submitting it. If you’ve seen any classic sport and porn hybrids, send them here.


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Posted: September 12th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Blackburn players take camaraderie too far


Pedersen enjoys some ‘face time’ with Jason Roberts

Blackburn Sporno

Thanks to Sporno fan Owen for digging out some over-the-top Lancashire celebrations.


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Posted: September 10th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

The reason Ryan Giggs still gets in the Manchester Utd team


Welshman is willing to meet all of his manager’s demands

Ryan Giggs and Alex Ferguson

Sir Alex and Mr Giggs’ horseplay isn’t clearly pleasing everyone - look at the disgusted lady on the right.


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Posted: September 9th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sporno Update! Swiss player manhandled on the pitch!


That’s neither the time nor the place for a testicular check-up

Switzerland Groping Incident

Before their impromptu exit from Euro 96, Scotland defeated Switzerland 1-0. Perhaps if Colin Calderwood and co had spent less time groping the opposition, they would have made it to the knockout stage.


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Posted: September 5th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sporno Update! Excitement on the athletics track!


A baton isn’t just something that Olympic relay runners drop

Athlete and his baton


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Posted: September 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Rugby streaker gets more than he bargained for


This is what egg chasers call ‘banter’

Streaker Sporno

We think this snap is taken from a New Zealand/ South Africa rugger match, but if anyone can confirm this they will win a super special prize*.


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*Super special prize may in fact be a bit rubbish

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Posted: September 2nd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sporno Update! Wayne Rooney cheats on Coleen!


Lure of Canadian/ Polish/ Belgian striker proves too great

Wayne Rooney and Tomasz Radzinski

Thanks to Sporno fan Abdu for spotting Rooney’s promiscuous moment with Tomasz Radzinski.


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Posted: September 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Sporno Update! Wrestler uses novel finishing move!


Oiled-up men in leather trousers in homoerotic shocker

Wrestling WWE Sporno

Judging by the picture above, it would seems that wrestling has changed an awful lot since the days of the Million Dollar Man and the Ultimate Warrior. Thanks to Sporno lover Abdu for the spot.


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Posted: August 27th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey