Chelsea skipper employs unique defending strategy
Little Dennis Wise isn’t all about needless aggression and taking Mike Ashley’s money for no particular reason. In his late nineties playing career, he also offered free testicular exams, and here he is carrying one out on The Sun’s least informed sports journalist.
Thanks to eagle-eyed Sporno fan Pranav for the spot.
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Posted: June 25th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
London derby turns into a love-in
Well done to regular Spoilinho Kwesi, who sent us the above image of an erotic encounter between a man who can take penalties under pressure, and a man who can’t.
8 CommentsTags: Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas, Chelsea, John Terry, Porn, Sporno, Sport
Posted: June 24th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
St. Louis Cardinals show us how they roll in the midwest
When those professional rounders players aren’t making exaggerated chewing gestures or ‘hitting homers’, they like nothing more than some mild crotch grabbing. Considering the tightness of those trousers, I think we can all agree that a little homoeroticism now and then is acceptable.
Thanks to avid Sporno follower Shankar for the spot. If you see sport and porn crossovers on your travels, please send them to us here. If we use them, we will cross your palm with a thousand shiny pennies.
3 CommentsTags: Baseball, Crotch Grab, Porn, Sporno, Sport, St Louis Cardinals
Posted: June 23rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
The latest addition to our bustling Sporno gallery
It may be the emotional atmosphere of a hard-fought game, or it may be the tight trousers, but something has caused American Rounders star Roger Clemens to show everyone his enthusiasm for the sport.
Hilarious fact: Clemens’ step father is named Woody Booher.
Thanks to Nathan for sending us this delightful sport/ porn hybrid. If you’ve seen any great Sporno, send it here and we’ll deliver you a shiny ten pound note if it gets used.
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Posted: June 12th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
When Physios get physical…
Over in Americaland, the Boston Celtics and the LA Lakers are currently battling it out in the NBA finals. The Californians won the third game last night, perhaps because Boston’s Sam Cassell over-exerted himself in the warm up. Thanks to Shankar, who also spotted a world class Cassell luggage adjustment.
1 CommentTags: Boston Celtics, LA Lakers, NBA Finals, Porn, Sam Cassell, Sporno, Sport
Posted: June 11th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
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Posted: June 5th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
When abnormally tall men with gigantic hands gather to throw a ball into a hoop, Americans simply can’t keep away from the spectacle, so it’s no surprise that some players get a little carried away in the moment. Thanks to Sporno fan Andrew for sharing this tender moment with us.
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Posted: June 3rd, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
As if wearing those skin-tight trousers wasn’t enough, it seems that baseball players simply can’t get enough of each other’s junk. Thanks to Sporno fan Gianni for these latest submissions.
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Posted: May 15th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
You can say what you like about Avram Grant’s season, but you just can’t imagine Lamps doing this for him.
Thanks to Spoiler fan Cheryl_Bites for the inaugural Jose Mourinho Sporno.
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Posted: May 12th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
It seems that Liverpool don’t limit their homoerotic behaviour to the pitch - they’re even at it during training! Thanks to keen Sporno fan Laura for showing us why Fernando Torres wouldn’t last a week in prison.
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Posted: May 8th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey
