Part one of The Spoiler’s in-depth WAG holiday analysis

Without the need to attend a European Championships, it’s only natural that the nation’s premier supporting ladies have escaped the thoroughly unpredictable English weather for sunnier climes.

Pictured above is Steven Gerrard using a common Liverpudlian communication technique to attract the attention of his lovely wife Alex Curran while relaxing in Miami. See more pictures of Mrs Gerrard here.

Over in Italy, former Miss Ireland Claudine Palmer is enjoying her honeymoon with brand new hubby Robbie Keane. He’s in the photo waving at the camera, but the wee lad only comes up to her shin. See more of Claudine here.

More WAG holiday madness after the jump…

AC/PC’s privacy invaded yet again. Oh well.

Last week we saw young Ms Clancy parading around a Caribbean beach in a tiny bikini (available from H&M for £18, according to the laydeez at Kickette), but now she’s decided to cast it aside and wave goodbye to tan lines. A wise decision, I think you’ll agree.

See the fun version of the picture above and plenty more here and here

Large footballer tags along too

There are few places in the world where one can go to completely forget about the heartache of not qualifying for the Euros, but the Caribbean island of St Bart’s is a good start.

Kicking off the footballer holiday season in style are Liverpool beanpole Peter Crouch (above right, staring) and his lovely lady Abbey Clancy (above left, slow-motion Baywatch running).

See a gazillion more privacy invading snaps of AC/PC after the jump. Warning: may include mild frolicking.