The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Joleon Lescott to Manchester City
The Times are reporting that the Everton defender spoke to manager David Moyes yesterday to tell him that he wants to join Manchester City and spent the evening writing a letter to chairman Bill Kenwright.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: It’s claimed that the Toffees are holding out for £30 million but an offer of £22 million may prove too good to turn down for England’s fourth-choice centre-back.

Alberto Aquilani to Liverpool
The Spanish press were reporting yesterday that Liverpool have reached an

Congolese star and Danny Cipriani look-alike get into trouble

Standard Liege stars Dieumerci Mbokani and Steven Defour were having the time of their lives at the funfair, right up until the former managed to jam his head under the safety harness. Bless.

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