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Yawn - it’s time for Stevie G’s annual title challenge speech


Captain’s annual custom becomes yearly tradition

Steven Gerrard

The eagle-eyed news monkeys at Football365 have noticed that Steven Gerrard tends to impart similar sounding words of encouragement on a yearly basis, yet they have thus far failed to help his side bring home the domestic title.

But could his expectation-raising comments spur the Reds to trouble the top of the table this year? Is Rafa’s head shaped a bit like an old fashioned kettle? Do I look good in pastel colours because they bring out my eyes? So many questions, so little time…

“Most of the lads in this squad have won every trophy except the Premier League so that is the aim this year. If not, improve again and do it next year, but we feel a title challenge is around the corner…”
Steven Gerrard, December 26, 2005

“I’ve liked the way we’ve done business this summer. I’m not going to start making any unnecessary predictions about what’s going to happen this season and the last thing any of us need to do is

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Posted: May 14th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Gerrard to Inter, Hleb to Barcelona, Bentley to Tottenham…


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Hope everyone enjoyed the summer - those were two pretty hot days. But don’t wrap up and sit patiently for Christmas just yet, there’s still some movement on the transfer market. Here’s the latest…

Steven Gerrard to Inter Milan
If Crouch is worth £15 million, Benitez probably has Gerrard at around £9 zillion. Inter might need to go back with their £25 million and come back with something a little more realistic, huh Rafa?

Aliaksandr Hleb to Barcelona
Spagetti-legged Hleb is so keen to get away from Arsenal that he’s apparently ready to fork out millions to get out of his contract. All the talk has been of Inter, until today when someone from Barcelona coughed and everyone got suspicious. Spill the beans, Hleb.

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Posted: May 9th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Sporno Update! Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard share a tender moment


Xabi Alonso and Steven Gerrard get it on

Thanks to Pies for this slice of Liverpudlian homoerotica.

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Posted: May 6th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

JT wants you to leave Avram Grant alone


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Video: Steven Gerrard pushing Avram Grant in the dugout
[Pies]

Is David Coulthard’s career over?
[Grid Crasher]

John Terry thinks his manager deserves better treatment
[Football 365]

After their ‘fluffy kitten plays with a ball of string’ scoop, The Daily Mail bags another great story: an elephant who can play football
[Daily Mail]

Drag Soccer - the digital version of Subbuteo that is guaranteed to lower your productivity
[Drag Soccer via The Offside Rules]

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Posted: May 1st, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Stevie G duped, apathetic Austrians and more Nereida Gallardo


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Nasty track and field injury
[With Leather]

Video: Steven Gerrard made to look like a chump by a small child
[Pies]

The Grid Crasher Power Rankings
[Grid Crasher]

Austrians don’t care about Euro 2008
[Euro 2008 Blog]

Torres wants to end his career at Liverpool
[Football 365]

Ronaldo’s WAG Nereida Gallardo looking good at Old Trafford last night
[The Daily Mail via Kickette]

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Posted: April 30th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Transfer Talk: Gerrard and Henry to link up at Chelsea!


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People have been doing some serious big talking over the weekend - Jose to Inter, Frank to Inter, Didier to Inter. But, worry not, not everyone is off to Inter. Phil Neville, for example, will probably stay at Everton. And these guys all have one thing in common: they’ re all not going to Inter… yet.

Ashley Young to Chelsea
Time has come to accept that the Shaun Wright-Phillips experiment just isn’t working - he arrived small, quick and unable to pass properly, he will leave small, quick, and unable to pass properly. Only with a bit less confidence. So good work Chelsea. Next on their list of bright young talents to destroy is Aston Villa’s speedster Ashley Young. Don’t do it Ashley!

Steven Gerrard to Chelsea

With Frank Lampard set to resume his sensual love affair with Jose Mourinho, this time with a dreamy Italian backdrop, the Chelsea money may again be hurled into Steven Gerrard’s frowning face. With a couple of their top earners off the squad, Abramovich might even shatter payment records. Don’t do it, Stevie!

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Posted: April 21st, 2008 by Josh Burt

Fernando Torres so far - all the goals! (almost)


 

Even technology can’t keep up with Torres’ ungodly scoring rate, as this weekend he plundered his way into the 30s. A clever cyber-genius has, however, located his first twenty-eight Liverpool goals and popped them together in an easy-to-view video clip. Enjoy.

[101 Great Goals]

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Posted: April 14th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Did Benitez really outwit Wenger?


Benitez and Wenger

After weeks and months of tinkering around, finally Benitez had stumbled across a team that could perform consistently - Gerrard just behind Torres, Kuyt and Babel on the flanks. So why feel it necessary to change it? He had home advantage against Arsenal, and putting Crouch in the starting team made no sense whatsoever. Unless, of course, Benitez was frightened.

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Posted: April 9th, 2008 by Josh Burt

Alex Curran and her body doubles attend the races


Will the real Mrs Steven Gerrard please stand up

Alex Curran

If Alex Curran mugged me and I had to pick her out of this lineup at the police station, I think I’d just shut my eyes, point and hope for the best.

[Picture: Kickette]

Alex has done her bit to support the British horse racing industry, and now its your turn - have a Grand National punt with the help of chickendinner here. Also, get a free £25 bet with Betfair here.

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Posted: April 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Steven Gerrard is an Everton fan!


Gerrard - secret Everton fan

… Or at least he used to be.

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Posted: April 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey