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Despite causing road closures and costing thousands in police time, Cristiano Ronaldo will face no charges for wrecking his Ferrari
[The Independent]

Steven Gerrard says he may retire in 2013
[Sky Sports]

Interestment’s top four football transfers
[Interestment]

Yes, it is possible for rugby to become even more homoerotic
[WithLeather]

Danielle Lloyd covers up her leg lacerations at last night’s Transformers premiere
[Dirty Tackle]

Real Madrid outcasts Arjen Robben and Ruud van Nistelrooy could find a home in the Premiership
[The Guardian]

Peter Crouch linked with Bundesliga champions VfL Wolfsburg
[Sky Sports (again)]

Discover the identity of Franck Ribery’s English equivalent….

The interview above comes courtesy of talkSPORT Magazine, which this week also features a rather good translation of Prince William and David Beckham’s speeches during the 2018 World Cup bid. Check it out after the jump…

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John Barnes, Pat Cash and Austin Powers Healey want you to buy Mars bars

This is the kind of skateboarding we want to see
[WithLeather]

Spot the difference: Steven Gerrard’s kiss v Ryan Giggs’ kiss
[Pies]

Liverpool target Queen lovin’ defender David Wheater
[Caught Offside]

Chelsea have reportedly sealed the long anticipated Yuri Zhirkov deal
[Daily Mail]

Frank Lampard’s pouty ex Elen Rives is about to become 14 million Euros heavier
[Kickette]

How to attract the ladies like a Liverpool captain

One would imagine that a handsome devil like Steven Gerrard would have to beat the ladies off with a shit-covered stick, but the Liverpool star has revealed that he played the role of a nightclub tail chaser in his youth.

Instead of targeting the top talent and facing the possibility of humiliating rejection, Gerrard says he used to focus his energies on the more aesthetically challenging members of the opposite sex. “Go ugly, avoid the rush,” was the maxim he lived by when single.

Day-glo WAG Alex Curran must be delighted by this sexy admission.

The foundations of the new “this is our year” argument emerge

This time last year you couldn’t move for Liverpool fans claiming that if they had beaten Manchester United twice they would have won the league - flawed logic considering Chelsea and Arsenal would still have finished above them.

Over the past 12 months they have done the double over the champions - overcoming Chelsea twice too for good measure - yet have still come up short. Luckily, Steven Gerrard has provided a new “what if” scenario to keep

The games that have made this season worth watching

Now that Manchester Utd have pretty much put the final nail in the coffin of the 2008/09 Premier League title race, it’s high time that we start peddling out some end of season lists. Accordingly, here is a top ten of the campaign’s most entertaining matches, which somehow includes a game involving West Brom…

#10: West Brom 3 - 2 West Ham, 13th September

Gianfranco Zola must have been wondering what he’d signed himself up for, watching his first West Ham game from the stands before taking over as manager. A game with a neutral-baiting mix of awful defending and open attacking play, both teams managed to lose their lead twice before an 83rd minute West Brom counter attack saw Chris Brunt sprint free of the Hammers’ defence and clinically place one inside the far post.

#9: Fulham 0 - 0 Sunderland, 18th October

Sunderland’s early visit to Craven Cottage should go down as the best goalless game of the season. Fulham’s goalmouth literally took a battering. Kieron Richardson, taking time off from his usual job of lying on a physio’s table somewhere, had his 25-yard free-kick bounce between the posts twice (before having another free-kick goal disallowed) and Djibril Cisse’s rasping long ranger was saved by the crossbar. However, the Cottagers created their own opportunities in the back-and-forth battle, with Zoltan Gera having a shot cleared off the line from Pascal Chimbonda before spurning his team’s best chance with a Carragher-esque air kick.

#8: Fulham 2 - 0 Manchester Utd, 21st March

It’s testament to how crap United were

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Another contender for worst dive of the century, courtesy of Motherwell’s Steven Hughes
[101GG]

Is Dimitar Berbatov one of football’s biggest ever transfer flops?
[Republik of Mancunia]

Blackburn to put in a cheeky bid bid for Barca’s Bojan
[Caught Offside]

Apologies to Manchester-based Mamen Sanz fans - Raúl won’t be joining City
[Daily Mail]

Stevie G wins the Football Writers’ Footballer of the Year Award
[Goal.com]

Gallery: Stupendously hot WAG Aída Yéspica
[Gunaxin]

Our new favourite website…
[awkwardfamilyphotos.com]

Liverpool captain gives his groin a good airing live on television

Alan Smith looks on with mild confusion as Steven Gerrard shows Jamie Redknapp the range of groin movement afforded by his super fierce tight suit.

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