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Exclusive: Dennis Wise’s plans for Newcastle revealed!


Wise and Jiminez’s international transfer list, in pencil…

The Evidence

First Nick Faldo and now Dennis Wise - what is it with men of sports authority and leaving bits of paper with team clues lying around? This fell out of Dennis Wise’s pocket in a local pie, mash, eels and old Joanna shop in the East End of London.

Seems the people of Newcastle were right about the cockney revolution after all.

Dick Van Dyke after the jump…

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Posted: September 26th, 2008 by Josh Burt

US WAGs vs Euro WAGs, Round 5: Carmella DeCesare vs Tanya Robinson


Who produces the world’s finest WAGs - America, or Europe?

US WAGs vs Euro WAGs

On The Spoiler yesterday, Swede Oksana Andersson convincingly defeated Yank Jennifer Walcott (no relation to Theo), but the votes swung the opposite way over at On205th. Despite the split decision, Miss Andersson narrowly stole it with a 52.7 per cent majority, giving Europe a devastatingly sexy 4-0 lead in the contest. Woop woop!

On day five, a Playboy model and NFL wife is up against a Yorkshire beauty who has charmed Newcastle’s Steven Taylor and Gazza…

Round Five: Carmella DeCesare/ Tanya Robinson

Carmella DeCesare and Tanya Robinson WAG-off

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More pictures of Carmella here, more of Tanya here


Remember, you get two votes in this competition - head over to On205th and do your bit for WAG democracy now!
Previous WAG battles (you can still keep voting!):
Jessica Simpson/ Rosaria Cannavo

Lisa Dergan/ Gemma Atkinson
Eva Longoria/ Cheryl Cole
Jennifer Walcott/ Oksana Andersson

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Posted: July 18th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey

Ferguson takes a leaf from the book of Wenger


Plus Everton employees get lazy 

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For those sensible enough to still be at work - rather than joining all the cheerful idiots bounding around the city centre in swimming costumes, hosing each other down and smearing ice cream everywhere - here are today’s very straight-faced transfer rumours. Roll VT…

Dudu to Everton
Whoever is compiling the list of Everton transfer targets is getting into some serious shorthand, first “Jo”, and now “Dudu” - both promising Brazilians from CSKA Moscow.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter:
By the sounds of the conditions, Liverpool might be a luxurious alternative to rainy Russia.

Jeremy Helan and Darnel Situ to Manchester United
Clever, Man United - two French teenagers, surely North London bound, and yet somehow their red private jet ended up in Manchester? Bet they weren’t expecting Arsene Wenger to sound so… Scottish.

The Spoiler Truth-o-meter:
What United want, United get

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Posted: May 21st, 2008 by Josh Burt

WAG No. 42: Tanya Robinson


High Street Honey provides a ray of light in the darkness of St James’ Park

Tanya Robinson

These days, Newcastle defenders have nothing to boast about, but there’s an exception to this rule in towering centre-back Steven Taylor. He may be immersed in a world of leaky defence misery on the pitch, but when the whistle goes, he gets to go home to inaugural FHM High Street Honeys winner Tanya Robinson, who, as you may gather, is completely averse to wearing anything on the top half of her body.

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Posted: March 4th, 2008 by Ryan Bailey