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The Spoiler’s best summer 2009 signings XI


A team of fresh faces who represent excellent value for money

Summer Signings

Although the transfer window isn’t locked shut until the end of the month, the brand new Premier League season is but a few hours away. With this in mind, Spoiler correspondent Ben Baker has considered the best buys of the summer so far, compiling a team of his favourites…

Joe Hart
(Manchester City to Birmingham, Season Long Loan)
A transfer that suits both parties. Joe wants to win more senior England caps, and since he has been edged out of the number one spot at Manchester City by a certain Mr. Given, first team opportunities have been lacking. His search for regular football has led him to the Midlands and Birmingham are surely delighted that this promising young English goalkeeper will be between the sticks for the season. Also, you just have to love him for his mental attitude and abrasive shouting when facing a penalty - he’s like a loopier version of Bruce Grobbelaar.

Glen Johnson
(Portsmouth to Liverpool, £17.5m)
Beating off Chelsea and Manchester City and getting one over his rivals would have made this deal extra sweet for the ever-irritated Rafa. Johnson had a superb season last year, both with club and country, epitomised by his man of the match performance against an (albeit woeful) Andorra side that saw him notch up four assists from full back, and will add a whole new dimension to Liverpool’s right side. A high price to pay, but as Rafa said, “Sometimes you have to spend a little bit more.”A sentiment that is particularly true for English players.

Yuri Zhirkov
(CSKA Moscow to Chelsea, £18m)
A Russian at Chelsea? How did that happen? This versatile

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Posted: August 14th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Sunderland target Bellamy, Hull sign £5m Zamora, Jessica Simpson no longer a WAG


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Awww, Becks and Landon are patching things up
[101GG]

Premier League clubs to reveal agent fees for the first time
[IM Scouting]

Villa agree a £12m fee for Stewart Downing
[BBC]

Craig Bellamy will make way for Manchester City’s army of strikers with a move to Sunderland
[Daily Mail]

Hull agree a £5m deal for Bobby Zamora
[Sky Sports]

For some bizarre reason, NFL quarterback Tony Romo broke up with Jessica Simpson
[Jersey Chaser]

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Posted: July 15th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Tuncay linked with two top-half clubs, Manchester City bid for former United striker


A further helping of transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies 

Gokhan Inler

Gokhan Inler to Arsenal
With primary target Melo almost certain to join Juventus, Arsenal have been forced to look elsewhere for a new midfielder. However, reports suggest Arsene Wenger is restricting his search to Serie A and now wants to sign £10 million-rated Gokhan Inler from Udinese.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: Arsenal were linked with the Swiss international a lot last summer so hopefully this doesn’t drag on as long as the Andrey Arshavin saga did, especially as this transfer window has been fairly interesting and unpredictable so far.

Tuncay to Everton or Aston Villa
Middlesbrough’s local paper the Evening Gazette states that Aston Villa are looking to complete a £20 million double deal for Stewart Downing and

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Posted: July 8th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Manchester City priced out of move for defender, Aston Villa linked with winger


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Joleon Lescott

Stewart Downing to Aston Villa
The Spoiler assumed that replacing Martin Laursen and Gareth Barry would be Aston Villa’s priority right now but apparently not. The Daily Mail claim that Martin O’Neill is looking to thwart Spurs (and they sure will be heartbroken!) by signing Downing on a loan deal with an option to make the move permanent.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: This has to be nonsense. Villa have a lot of work to do this summer and bringing in someone who plays in the same position as their star player Ashley Young is surely not top of the agenda.

Joleon Lescott staying with Everton
The Daily Star
report that Manchester City have been priced out of a move for

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Posted: July 2nd, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Villa will allow Barry to go for nothing, Liverpool plan £15 million bid for right-back


The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

Gareth Barry

Gareth Barry could leave Aston Villa for free
Aston Villa are planning to offer their long-serving midfielder a lucrative new contract in a final effort to persuade him to stay but if he declines, Martin O’Neill is willing to lose him for nothing in exchange for one more season.

The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The logic behind such a move would be that they can’t afford to lose another leader following captain Martin Laursen’s retirement and it would give them more time to find a perfect replacement. It’s estimated that keeping Barry last summer cost Villa £8.5 million this season so they may be willing to take another loss.

Glen Johnson to Liverpool
The Daily Mail claim that Rafael Benitez is willing to spend £15 million to bring Portsmouth full-back Glen Johnson to Anfield. The logic behind the hefty

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Posted: May 21st, 2009 by Michael Lintorn

Newcastle’s new investors, Downing’s injury woes and Brazilian WAG Sthefany Brito


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Injured Stewart Downing waves bye bye to his big money transfer
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Is it time to welcome Almunia to the England fold?
[Caught Offside]

Milan’s webcam fan Pato is engaged to WAG Sthefany Brito
[Goal.com]

Foreign investors will buy Newcastle if they beat the drop
[Guardian]

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Posted: May 19th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Ronaldo to stay with Man Utd, Benitez praises ‘Mr Duracell’, Italian WAG Anna Falchi


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Belgian striker Milan Jovanovic attempts the under-used “biting tackle”
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In the wake of Ledley King’s arrest, ‘Arry bans booze at Spurs - something that Juande Ramos had already done
[Off The Post]

Championship-bound Stewart Downing is a £12m Liverpool target
[Daily Mail]

Video: Werder Bremen’s Tim Wiese is gracious in victory
[Dirty Tackle]

Ronaldo wants to stay at Old Trafford (or is it that they don’t want him at the Bernabeu?)
[The Times]

Rafa Benitez praises his “Mr Duracell”
[Sky Sports]

Gallery: WAG Anna Falchi
[Uncoached]

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Posted: May 12th, 2009 by Ryan Bailey

Robbie Keane tips Tottenham teammate for an England recall


Spurs striker joins Harry Redknapp in singing winger’s praises

Spurs winger Aaron Lennon

Aaron Lennon has been one of Spurs’ better players this season but that has more to do with the fact his fellow midfielders have either been passing sideways or are called David Bentley than because the winger has excelled.

However, the 21-year-old’s recent run of four goals in six games (having scored just one in the previous 51) has prompted Robbie Keane to join Harry Redknapp in talking up his teammate’s England prospects.

“I don’t see any reason why he shouldn’t get back in the England squad. He’s a big player for us and is getting better with age. Since I got back to the club I see a more mature player.”

Lennon’s recent form has been reasonably impressive but The Spoiler feels that

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Posted: March 6th, 2009 by Michael Lintorn